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MARCH 2004 CD reviews (listed alphabetically)

LAB REMIX SERIES VOL. 2 SPLIT EP
ZUM/GSL
What were originally two hard-to-find but highly-desired vinyls are now being co-released as a split EP by GSL and Zum. !!! (pronounced "Chic Chic Chic" or any other word repeated three times) and Outhud join their similar funk-electro-indie-rock sounds on this four-song EP. Outhud provides the release with three equally dance-motivating takes on the same song, while !!! supplies the last track, a 12-minute long song entitled "Instinct". This disc could serve as background music at a party, dance music at a club, driving music for a road trip, or even a soundtrack to a movie. It is a truly eclectic and likeable disc, and one could only complain of its short length. website
-tChow

40 WATT DOMAIN
SHORT WAVE
GAKI RECORDS
Bridging the musical gap between Everclear's alterna-rock and blink-182's pop-punk, Southern California's 40 Watt Domain creates a decent party-rock blend (their first gig was playing at Keanu Reeves's birthday party several years ago) but ultimately is nothing more than a forgettable band destined for used-CD bins. It's easy to imagine 40 Watt Domain playing a beach kegger where the kids are heavily involved with flirting and playing volleyball and not really paying attention to the band. There are some good, punchy skate-rock songs ("Conundrum", "Y&R", "Bubble"), but there are also some huge bombs - namely, the silly pseudo-rap song "Salty Dog" and the trying-to-be-serious-about-rape-but-ultimately-missing-the-point "Creamy Teats".
-Chip Midnight

1090 CLUB/THE FORECAST
1090 CLUB/THE FORECAST
BINGO LADY RECORDS/THINKER THOUGHT RECORDS
There is no name for this CD; it is just simply a split CD featuring six songs from two rock-ish bands from the Midwest. 1090 Club and The Forecast met over the summer of '03 after playing a few shows together. 1090 Club greets the listener first with three very slow, sleep-inducing songs. The Forecast takes up the rear and proves to be the standout band. Perhaps it's because they've been together a full year-and-a-half longer than 1090 Club, or maybe it's just my taste, but I'm a sucker for trading male/female vocals. Marsha Satterfield shines in the chorus of "I Lost Everything in Re-Entry", so I give the tracks by The Forecast a thumbs up.
-Joe Wilson

ACTION NOW
ALL YOUR DREAMS - AND MORE 1981-1984
AVEBURY RECORDS
Think The Vaselines without the tongue-in-cheek humor and memorable songs. ALL YOUR DREAMS - AND MORE is a collection of 27 live and studio tracks from the early '80s. Virtually every song on the CD would fit right in on a TV Land show about four "quirky" high-school kids that meet every day at Hamburger Joe's for malts and just can't wait for the sock hop on Friday. In the pilot episode, lead guitarist Paula Pierce drops her books and lanky, nice-guy vocalist Jim Schuster helps her pick up the mess. He spots a doodle on her notebook that reads "Action Now." "What is Action Now?" Jim asks. "You're not one of those weirdo hippie protesters, are you?" (Enter laugh track) "No, silly," Paula replies as she twirls a strand of hair in her fingers, "it's just some band I've been wanting to start. Nothing important." "NOTHING IMPORTANT?! Shucks, I've had an itch to start a band myself," Jim says. Paula and Jim look at each other with wide, dreamy eyes and become the best of friends. Hilarity ensues. Airing weeknights at 9:30 after GILLIGAN'S ISLAND. Apparently, Action Now (v.2) had some sort of reunion in 2003. A middle-aged couple in Sheboygan was thrilled.
-Casey Clague

A FALL FAREWELL
THE IMPERMANENCE OF BEAUTY EP
SELF-RELEASED
A Fall Farewell are skillful metal-core purveyors, effortlessly oscillating between heavy, drilling hardcore featuring sick double-bass drumming, growled vocals, etc., and more melodic fare with clean vocals and lighter guitar parts (prime examples: "Lost in Dreams of You", "(She's) Dead in My Eyes"). Paul Schierholtz is quite the virtuoso, showing off his metal-influenced guitar prowess deftly via his monster solos (e.g., "The Ninth Hour", "Brought to Ruin"), and, along with Brett Hudzietz's sick drumming (that intro to "Brought to Ruin"...my god!), AFF are impressive, to say the least. The lyrics stand out, also, with gloomy yet thought-provoking lines like "To die for a cause is the most noble of gestures / To kill for one however is nothing more than disgusting / So how should I feel because I'm killing myself / Is that better or worse than just killing the time until it's my turn to die."
-Janelle Jones

A JEALOUSY ISSUE
IF THE FLAMES DON'T KILL US - WE WILL
INDIANOLA
Featuring ex-members of Poison the Well and Keepsake, A Jealousy Issue play aggressive metal-core splashed with emotion. Their debut LP is comprised of five remastered versions of songs off their SOMEBODY SHOOT ME, I THINK I'M IN LOVE EP, four new songs, and a vicious rendition of Wake Up Dead's "Psychology of Optional Experience"(by far the speediest, most chaotic track, clocking in at a mere 38 seconds. The crushing "Take a Picture, She'll Last Longer" is perhaps the most brutal offering, while the wrenching "Paperweight" seems to be the most enterprising, as the guys span the gamut both musically and emotionally, going from a somewhat subdued tone with light instrumentation and far-away screams to punishing hardcore with mind-blowing breakdowns. Other than the occasional spoken-word part, reminiscent of One King Down (see "In the Shape of Stars"), this disc is dominated by the harsh screamed vocals of Duane "Jealousy" Hosein.
-Janelle Jones

ALL RIGHTS RESERVED
REMIND ME TO BURN THESE PAGES
PUMPKINEATER
SKRATCH, what are you doing to me? Having an influence on my opinions of melodic hardcore/screamo? I think so! Hey - thanks. All Rights Reserved are more than a-okay in my book. REMIND ME TO BURN THESE PAGES is an 18-minute breathtaking progression, with just five tracks to the album. And when I say "progression," I mean progression. As each track passes, you are left with a slight difference in sound and a harder edge. And just when you think they're about to bust out a poppy song, an unexpected scream strikes your eardrum in the most beautiful way possible. The overall music on this album is brilliant. It's complex and diverse, proving they surpass the "mediocre" label (though it would be nice to see more hardcore screaming out of these boys and less emotional heartache lullabies). Go on, follow suit! Be like the others, and get your scream on! website
-Courtney Riot

ALOVE FOR ENEMIES
BROKEN PLEDGE
STRIKEFIRST RECORDS
From the first track of intense hardcore to the last track of classical piano, Alove for Enemies easily impresses my ears. This six-song EP was not difficult to review, because all the factors that I enjoy in hardcore were compiled in this album, BROKEN PLEDGE. Five tracks of pure hardcore aroused my senses, and any band that includes a piano piece among their other songs is worth listening to, in my opinion. Currently on Strikefirst Records, the band's album is being distributed by Facedown Distribution, a faction of Facedown Records. Alove for Enemies affiliation with Facedown Records alone gives credence to the caliber of this band. This Long Island group will easily earn fans on both coasts. Check them out at Facedown Fest March 19 in Pomona, CA.
-Luke Skywalker

AMBITIOUS CAREER WOMAN
TO AVOID A LAWSUIT
LUJO RECORDS
On its debut full-length release, Ambitious Career Woman (an all-male Seattle trio) cooks its way through some blistering punk-jazz fusion. Imagine three jazz musicians whacked out on crank who put out a screamo album, and you'll have a pretty good idea of the hybrid sound unleashed here - "unleashed" being the key word, as these tunes are as ferocious as a pit bull and with teeth like a piranha. There are very few bands able to meld intense, angry velocity with talented musicianship and challenging arrangements as well as these guys. Back in 1999, the band was living in Southern California and churning out surf-punk tunes. Thank God they moved to Washington and grew up.  HYPERLINK "http://website" website
-DUG

AMENRA
MASS I: PRAYER I-VI
ANVIL OF FURY
Belgium's underground specialists Amenra have released a mammoth-sounding six-track disc. Sounding like a cross between Black Sabbath, The Melvins, and Neurosis, this outfit's unique output of heavy music is refreshingly dissonant and creative. Tracks like the juggernaut "Hibernate" switch gears from brooding, morose metalcore to stoner groove as effortlessly as does a brand new sports car without sacrificing momentum or dynamics. Amenra's brand of screamo metal is expertly crafted and takes hardcore music to the next level. anviloffury@hotmail.com" target="_blank">website
-Mike SOS

BALBOA
BALBOA
FORGEAGAINRECORDS
No, they're not from Newport, they're from Philly, bitch. Having been barraged with praise before even releasing a record, these guys have a pretty large fan base to throw their self-titled first release to. Musically, I am struck heavily with elements of .hopesfall., and that just tickles me. However, Balboa is most definitely without the hardcore glue that is Jay Forrest. This is reflected in the production of the record. The tracks are reliant on the guitars and drums, choosing to leave the vocal tracks far back in the final mix. Soft picking and fervent smashing both go into the guitar track, while the double bass is expertly lain on and not overdone, incorporating creative beats and cymbal expression without becoming tired. However, the vocal tracks are left lagging and are sometimes spoken, which has to be perfectly done to work at all. Despite their sometime vocal shortcomings, Balboa creates what they set out to achieve: a solid record. Bitches get stitches.
-AC Lerok of Philadelphia

BALLPIT
WIRE SESSIONS
DROPDEAD
I really had no idea which direction this record was going. It's sort of a watered-down '80s metal band with a softer side. At first you hear riffs seemingly stolen from Michael Jackson's "Smooth Criminal", and then you hear vocals that sound like they should be back-ups for the new Bomb Skwad demo. There's songs about getting wasted, hitting the road, and other mindless activities, leading up to a very anti-climactic end to the disc and a desire for just a little bit more. I suppose if you're into very simple riffs and lyrics that lack much imagination, then you'll be right at home with the WIRE SESSIONS sound.
-Zac

BATHTUB SHITTER
LIFETIME SHITLIST
SHIT JAM RECORDS
Cluttered drums and bass lines deter from the driving guitars and painfully wretched vocals, which range from a monstrous voice to a high-pitched wail. All the songs revolve around shit and the "many" aspects of it. This is the definition of sound pollution, with saving graces limited to the occasional screaming guitar crunch - even those of which are overshadowed by the sheer lyrical vomit. LIFETIME SHITLIST is a painful obliteration of music and all that is good about it. Vocalist Masato Henmarer Morimoto should have asked for a toilet-paper dispenser on his chin to clean up the mess that fell out of his mouth on this album. The best part of LIFETIME SHITLIST was when it was over.
-Kevin Conway

BIBLICAL PROOF OF UFOS
INTERSTELLAR MESSAGES
OTA RECORDS
Biblical Proof of UFOs has the feel of a higher-fidelity '90s alternative group. It's subtle in some parts, and in others almost anthemic. The sound, though, is not the issue. The thing is that the band and album name hint at a concept group, which they definitely are not. BPU's song themes are pretty standard rock themes - love, drinking, life in general, etc. - which is a shame. It would be so much cooler if they sang about the solar system and its lesser-known inhabitants. They could wear fishbowls on their heads and shiny suits when they play and have little sound bites in between songs that sound like aliens talking. Oh yeah, and they would have laser guns and tour in an El Camino that's all modified to look like a rocket ship. Man, that would be wicked.
-Casey Clague

BLEED THE DREAM
AWAKE
NOIZE POLLUTION
Pop punk, screamo, post punk... call it what you will. Today, CD's in this genre come a dime a dozen. For me personally it is a rarity to come across an album in this genre that is genuinely enjoyable, however with Bleed the Dream this was not the case. AWAKE is the first release from the loveable four-piece hailing from Hollywood, CA. The band displays characteristics from several music genres, which sets them apart from all the other Finch sounding bands I have encountered. The vocalist easily transitions from soft flowing harmonies to the screamo type sound, displayed in songs such as "Pop Song" and "Solace", also being backed up by a band of talented guys who play more then just power chords and simple drum beats is always a plus! Bleed the Dream is now on tour with Pennywise and will be on tour with Matchbook Romance in May. I suggest you catch a show and pick up the CD before they blow up and it costs you 20 bucks. Oh, also a quick tip for the ladies these fellas are lookers indeed! For more information check out website -Michelle Your Belle

BOYSKOUT
SCHOOL OF ETIQUETTE
ALIVE RECORDS
Sign me up for this school of etiquette! This S.F. quartet infuses bits of Siouxsie and the Banshees and pieces of Sleater Kinney to round out their sound of dark pop songs ("Secrets"), sexy rock tunes ("Jesse James"), and synth ballads ("Ecstasy"). Leslie Satterfield draws you in with her seductive voice and lyrics like "Baby come back to bed / I'll make you feel so good" on Boyskout's most winning tune, "Back to Bed". If that's not enough to get you off your ass, check out their QuickTime video that's included with the CD, which features the gals of Boyskout engaging in a little girl-on-girl action. (Yeah, I thought that would get you moving.) alive-totalenrgy.com" target="_blank">website
-Jude Ruiz

BREAK THE SILENCE
NEAR LIFE EXPERIENCE
HOPELESS RECORDS
Having done stints on the Warped Tour, as well as dates with Sick of It All and Avenged Sevenfold, Break the Silence has had some serious breaks before even releasing their 14-song initial offering, NEAR LIFE EXPERIENCE. The sound smacks of familiarity, yet there is a stark original bent that I can't help but appreciate. Vocal performances are really the focus of the record, and rightfully so. The harmonies are on par with the screaming, and the vocals are really the highlight. Interesting picking breaks up systematic chords a little too often, which detracts from the melodic aspects of the band. The chord structures are almost formulaic. Break the Silence falls into the same file as previous Hopeless gold strikes Avenged Sevenfold and Thrice, having gone back to the well. But hey, when you're stable keeps jumping to majors, you must be doing something right. Break the Silence deserves a listen. Listen to the harmonics solo in the band's namesake track "Break the Silence".
-AC Lerok

BRENT ARNOLD AND THE SPHERES
LAST BOAT
UP RECORDS
The debut full-length release from Seattle wunderkind Brent Arnold and his new band, The Spheres, is a richly-orchestrated disc that portrays the maturity of a real musician. With vocals that could double for David Lowery and a very similar sound, this might as well be a Cracker album. Arnold is well known for his work with Modest Mouse, Built to Spill, Sleater-Kinney, and a myriad of other well-known Northwest bands. The nine songs on this CD contain a dramatic mix of cello and viola over some very grave and sobering power rock. Though Arnold has already released a solo album as Thickness, has played for Project W, and opened for Sonic Youth and Kinski, he somehow finds time to compose scores for plays and films. We can only hope that in the near future he focuses his boundless energy on his new work with The Spheres, for LAST BOAT truly is an outstanding debut album.
-DUG

BRIDES OF DESTRUCTION
HERE COME THE BRIDES
SANCTUARY RECORDS
This album should be burned. This CD should be rioted against because it is so bad that your ears cry while you mourn a piece of your life that you can never get back. This band is composed of former Motley Crue member Nikki Sixx, and the music is exactly what you would expect it to be: '80s hard rock - and, yes, cheesy. The lyrics are funny, and it seems like the band could be featured on a skit for SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE as a mock '80s hair band. Maybe that's where they got the idea. One of their shining lyrics is, "I'm so sick of / I'm so sick of / I'm so sick of you! / Shut the fuck up!" Yes, please shut up.
-Jennifer Moncayo

BRIEF CANDLES
BRIEF CANDLES
SILENT FILM SOUNDTRACKS
The debut full-length CD from this Illinois-based quartet is a complex, ethereal journey into a dreamscape of restrained indie rock. The seven songs on this disc push the limits of soft, melodic pop into the prog-rock zone, as every song is either five, six, or seven minutes long. This is a band that is not afraid to set a quiet tone and, much like Portishead, wring every ounce of emotion out of a tune. While lead vocalist Jenifer Boniger's wispy, introspective voice introduces these songs, nearly every song ends with a raucous minute-long instrumental jam. Brief Candles is one of those rare gems that the Midwest occasionally exposes. Brilliant, edgy, and original.  HYPERLINK "http://website" website
-DUG

"BROKEN BOTTLES
IN THE BOTTLES
TKO RECORDS
Fuck yeah, this is what I've been waiting for. IN THE BOTTLES reminds me of all of the reasons I fell in love with punk rock...or at least why I've stayed with the bastard. This makes sense, considering that they're often compared with bands like TSOL and Social Distortion (both of which seduced me a long time ago). I don't think, however, that this is the reason I'm drawn to Broken Bottles. True, there is a song about having sex in a cemetery, and the line "My future is painted black and so is my car" would probably get Mike Ness's approval (and hey, Jess the Mess, rhymes with Mike Ness!). Who the fuck cares? IN THE BOTTLES guarantees that Broken Bottles stand on their own. The album is full of just enough straight-ahead, I-don't-give-a-fuck angst to get me off. Someone grab me a beer - I'm gonna dance until I die.
-Nina

BUDDY MILES EXPRESS
HELL AND BACK
INNERHYTHMIC
Patriarchal funk-rock drummer Buddy Miles went from Wilson Pickett to The Electric Flag to the unfortunately-brief Band of Gypsies with Jimi Hendrix to less successful projects to prison, and from there to be the voice of cartoon raisins. Miles is now back on track doing the progressive funk rock he is made for (as exemplified on this album and with his other project, Hardware). This album patiently flows from song to song, delivering electric-rock-fueled ballad soul. This version of the Express features Nicky Skopelitis (Material, Elliot Sharp) and frequent collaborator Kevon Smith on guitars, and a four-man horn section. Much of the material is familiar; "Born Under a Bad Sign" and "All Along the Watchtower" are done here. Miles also includes his own monumental "Them Changes" (which is present on the BAND OF GYPSIES album). This album still seems far-seeing and progressive, through it was originally released on Rykodisc on 1994. website -Tom "Tearaway" Schulte

BURNS OUT BRIGHT
DISTANCE AND DARKNESS
DEEP ELM RECORDS
Columbia, South Carolina's Burns Out Bright is a foursome that likes to punch you in the gut with its indie/emo rock. DISTANCE AND DARKNESS is only a six-track EP, but it puts together some nice, anxiety ridden tunes that give listeners a ripple in their blood. 'Crowded Streets, Empty Skies' and 'Get Around' are highlights.
-Darren Ratner

CALLIOPE
SOUNDS LIKE CIRCLES FEEL
THICK RECORDS
Variable tape speeds, loops, and insane digital effects are only the beginning in describing SOUNDS LIKE CIRCLES FEEL, the latest effort from Midwest experimentalists Calliope. This band prefers the studio to the road, and it shows. To be perfectly honest, I don't know if this band would translate well at all to a live performance, being somewhat devoid of the energy of bands like The Flaming Lips that makes experimental rock work on a stage. SOUNDS LIKE CIRCLES FEEL is far more subdued, taking a relaxed approach toward music in general. The record is layered in effects, Moog and other synthesizers, and all kinds of recording tricks created through Pro Tools and experienced engineers. Calliope is extremely artsy, and in this record it comes off well.
-AC Lerok

CELLBLOCK 5/WHITE TRASH DEBUTANTES (SPLIT)
WHAT'S IT ALL ABOUT?
ORANGE PEAL RECORDS
Both bands on this split release are much better to hear live. Even so, this disc is a good listen and gives an adequate indication of what sort of sonic detonations will hit you during the live experience. This release has been out since 2001, but it just came my way, and I feel fortunate to have discovered two more great bands right under my nose. CB5 sounds a lot like Minor Threat with cleaner and tighter arrangement of the music and vocals - to a point. White Trash Debutantes is a Hollywood based slutpunk outfit that rocks like hell with an epileptic-bluesy swagger. Fronted by transsexual vocalist Ginger Coyote, WTD is an anomaly even in the so-called "liberal" punk scene. The music is revved-up from start to finish, churning like a tornado of tuneful tones and witty lyrics. Punx and freaks unite!
-Marcus Solomon

CHEKA
RETURN THE FAVOR EP
GENERAL ASSEMBLY MUSIC
Cheka is the indie rock project of Louis Epstein of NYC. His vocals sound strikingly like those of Canada's The Vermicious Knid, and the instrumentation features moments that resemble Wilco, The Violent Femmes, and Elliott Smith. It all comes together to produce a winning sound. The four-song EP is just a tease, though. A listener will find themselves growing strangely fond of Cheka, only to be cut short and wish they had more to hear. website
-tChow

CHRIS MURRAY
4-TRACK ADVENTURES OF VENICE SHORRELINE CHRIS
ASIAN MAN RECORDS
I was definitely stoked to receive a classic album of this caliber to review. With the re-release of Chris Murray's 1996 4-TRACK ADVENTURES OF VENICE SHORRELINE CHRIS, many new ska fans will get the opportunity to hear classic two-tone of an acoustic guitar. "Rocksteady" and "Sammy Come a Jail" exemplify the smooth sounds of Murray's music on this album, but can be heard live at the Knitting Factory in Hollywood on Tuesdays. Many cynics believe that ska has been dead for several years now, but the re-release of this very album proves there is still a demand for this genre.
-Luke Skywalker

CROSSFADE
CROSSFADE
COLUMBIA
Crossfade's metallic overtones (especially the guitars, which travel from Soundgarden to Ill Nino) meshed with its penchant for balladeering (a la Three Doors Down) make for quite the bland offering. There's not much on the quartet's eponymous debut release that Sevendust hasn't covered, and the DJ-meets-rock-band aura that pervades tracks like "No Giving Up" and "Disco" just gives the perception of Crossfade being a poor man's Linkin Park. Even though Crossfade's debut is consistently competent, the big arena sound that it bellows talks loud but says virtually nothing. website
-Mike SOS

CROSSTOPS
TRUCK AND DISORDERLY
MALT SODA RECORDINGS
Run-of the mill dirtball punk. Three-chord songs about drinking, screwing, and being generally lewd and misanthropic. Booooo.
-Casey Clague

DEAD HEROES
LET IT RIDE
CARGO MUSIC
Dead Heroes is hardcore, down-your-throat rock with elements of Motorhead, Dee Dee, and Black Flag. LET IT RIDE is a really solid, good disc with loads of good ideas and "fuck you" attitude. A couple of my favorite songs are "Hard Life" and "No Regrets". Kirk, Doug, and Tom rock balls - probably like their dead heroes. LET IT RIDE is a straight-ahead disc that would do anyone good.
-H. Barry Zimmerman

DEADSURE
FROM YOUR HEAD TO YOUR SACRUM
NO IDEA RECORDS
In attempts to give Deadsure a fair chance in my reviewing analysis, I listened to their album on several different occasions - and, to their credit, it began to grow on me. Mixing indie and punk rock with screaming vocals, Deadsure has blended new sounds that are on the forefront of the music scene. Yet, this might discourage some music fans, as they're not sure what they're supposed to listen to; but if they give FROM YOUR HEAD TO YOUR SACRUM a chance, they could be pleasantly surprised. It took me a week to get adjusted to this innovative sound. In an attempt to show some similarity to other music, let's just say Deadsure is as dark as Alkaline Trio but as diverse as Audioslave.
-Luke Skywalker

DEATHXDEATH
THE GLAMOUR OF EVIL
TRAKWORX
DeathXDeath (pronounced "death by death") are four goth rockers from San Francisco who just decided to call it quits. THE GLAMOUR OF EVIL was their second full-length, but despite a good receiving of the album, the band has parted ways due to creative differences. This album is sadly just a very poor knock-off of AFI, Hatebreed, and Rudimentary Peni. I would only recommend this album if you are DESPERATE for the kind of music that fuses a little bit of punk with a little bit of gothic hardcore. Otherwise, it's just another quite bland album with not a lot to offer to music today.
-Zac

DECAPITATED
THE NEGATION
EARACHE
God bless Earache for keeping up with the darkening speed metal acts that constantly kick ass. Decapitated's new record, THE NEGATION, is nothing too far away from a Morbid Angel, Cannibal Corpse or Metallica for that matter, but the CD has 99 tracks. Yes, 99 tracks. Some of it is filled with creepy drones and other various calamities, but the metallic madness and disheartening growls are good for any fan of this oh-so-lovable genre.
-Darren Ratner

DECEASED
ROTTEN TO THE CORE
MALT SODA
My body was overwhelmed with joy when I looked at the backing of this CD. My impression was that it was a compilation of old-school punk (The Ramones, Bad Brains, Agnostic Front, Dead Kennedys, etc.). As The Ramones' "I'm Not Jesus" started, my jaw dropped: that wasn't Joey singing! I quickly understood what this was: it is an album of covers done by the band Deceased. Although I would like to say this album rocks, it honestly doesn't. With that said, Deceased take these influential punk greats and make them their own (hardcore). I'll give them that. This album, for some reason, reminds me of Metallica covering Blink 182 songs. It just doesn't work too well. website
-Courtney Riot

"DESCENDENTS
'MERICAN
FAT WRECK CHORDS
The grandfathers of pop-punk have released 'MERICAN as a precursor to their upcoming full-length, COOL TO BE YOU. Descendents don't let their fans down. There are the usual songs about television and (of course) girls, but the title track is a little different from the usual songs Descendents are known for. With it they prove that they can be completely serious. I'm not a big fan of the melodic punk Descendents represent, but I respect them for basically creating it. Descendents still play the anthem for punk-rock losers that abound in this world, and they wear their banner with pride. I also give them props for having the last words uttered on the release be "I quit," when we all know that they don't. If you're even thinking of buying any of the bullshit passed off on the radio as punk nowadays, check this out instead.
-Nina

DREXEL
THE INEVITABLE IS AVAILABLE
FORK IN HAND
What saves Drexel's THE INEVITABLE IS AVAILABLE from being just another typical screamo album are the time signatures of songs (like on Track 1 (the whole album is completely untitled)) and the overall creative arrangements. Sometimes hinting at the hardcore greatness of bands like Refused, Drexel hit hard with their strong guitars and rhythm section. But, unlike Refused, they fall short of being vocally intriguing with their adolescent delivery that we have all heard before. However, the use of energy throughout the album is done convincingly enough to warrant a second listen.
-Norberto Gomez, Jr.

DUB NARCOTIC SOUND SYSTEM
DEGENERATE INTRODUCTION
K RECORDS
Helmed by K Records honcho and former Beat Happening member Calvin Johnson, Dub Narcotic Sound System have been funking up the indie universe for the better part of a decade now. Less caustic than what's been trawling out of the five boroughs, DEGENERATE INTRODUCTION is a funk fresh party platform on wheels, replete with subsonic bass swells, jagged guitar stabs and vocals so huffy they sound as though they were recorded at dawn by a winded jogger with a bullhorn.
-Jason Jett

DYNAMITE CLUB
THE LEGEND OF TIGER MASK
BIG SLEEP RECORDS
I'm not sure what to say. I'm hesitant to write this album off as a complete joke. Actually, no, I'm not. The majority of this record showcases seemingly sporadic back-and-forth screaming fits between the band's members - presumably the same gentlemen who don giant penis masks on the inside of the album's liner notes and is almost entirely void of musical or compositional substance. If it's meant to be unlistenably absurd (and it's tough to imagine otherwise), it's a bounding success. Dynamite Club's half-assed attempt at spazz-core (a la The Locust and Blood Brothers) is so unbearably far off of the mark that it's nearly as funny as it is weak. This is the sort of record that doesn't need to be produced beyond a small stack of CD-Rs for friend - and, even then, it still probably wouldn't be funny beyond the three-minute marker). There's a line where, upon crossing, experimentalism obscures into nonsense. Here, it has been crossed. So, gentlemen, please, don't come back. And we beg you: no more albums...
-Dave Kargol

EAST BAY CHASERS
TITLE NOT YET RELEASED
FIVE & DIME RECORDS
Bay Area rockers East Bay Chasers are planning a full-length release due out some time in Summer 2004, and when it comes out, it's going to rock your socks off. I got a preview of two of the songs that will be on the album, and they weren't enough for me. I've seen the band play a few times, and their energy is always amazing, but I wasn't so sure how well that would come through on a recorded album. It does come through, though, like a train being run by a drunk conductor, and you don't know if it's going to stop when it's supposed to. East Bay Chasers already have a loyal following throughout California, but if you're not in it already, just wait for the album to come out. The aggressive beats and raw sound of songs like "Miserable" will convince you.
-Nina

EVERYDAY VICTORY
OCEANS AND AIRPLANES
RISE RECORDS
A neat little four-piece indie-rock band, Everyday Victory has put out 12 mellow tracks in their latest effort, OCEANS AND AIRPLANES. The Oregon natives (who formed back in 2000) consider their music "melodic, dark and powerful," yet I found it to be less than powerful. My roommate was content sleeping to the group's CD as I wrote this review. Very few of the 12 tracks actually stood out as melodic or dark, and I found myself impatient to finish listening to it in its entirety. Yet, fans will get the chance to see the group on their spring tour as they travel from coast to coast. Maybe on their way back to Portland from touring they can stop by their label's headquarters in Roseburg and ask forgiveness for this album.
-Luke Skywalker

EXHIBIT F
BLUE IN THE BACKGROUND
SELF-RELEASED
Step into the world that is San Diego's Exhibit F, a world where a raging guitar, pulsing bass lines, and pounding drums provide the background for pure, emotional lyrics. The thing about Exhibit F is that they are a good band that seems to get recognition for all the wrong reasons. Yes, they are female-fronted, and yes, that is not too common for their genre of music...but what the hell is their genre of music? Sometimes it feels like punk, sometimes it feels like metal, sometimes if feels much mellower than that, but most of the time it feels like...well, Exhibit F. Personally, I love that BLUE IN THE BACKGROUND is self-released. I am assuming that releasing it on their own guaranteed that their style (whatever it is) didn't have to be compromised. The result is an album that creates intense emotion, while keeping its dignity in tact.
-Nina

FINGERTIGHT
IN THE NAME OF PROGRESS
COLUMBIA RECORDS
Fingertight is a tough one to figure out. On the opening track of the band's debut, "Fear in Me", Fingertight lays down some heavy Deftones-style riffs while lead singer Scott Ross does his best Brandon Boyd (Incubus) imitation. If the rest of this CD rocked with the intensity of the opening track, I might say that Fingertight has some bright days ahead; instead, the band switches directions throughout the rest of the CD, playing up to the type of audiences that discover their music by watching MTV. It's all heavy, but it ranges from nu metal ("Surface") to art-school rock ("Magical") to mid-tempo post-grunge ("Guilt (Hold Down)") to emo-like pop ("Shut Up"). If you're into this kind of stuff, stick with your Hoobastank, Incubus, Filter, Korn, and Nickelback CDs.
-Chip Midnight

FORCE OF EVIL
FORCE OF EVIL
ESCAPI
Force of Evil's twin-guitar attack should sound familiar for those in the metal know, as the fretwork of Hank Shermann and Michael Denner (most notably of Mercyful Fate) is prominently displayed on Force of Evil's debut. Rounded out by members of King Diamond's band and Ironfire, this Danish metal supergroup play the kind of metal that James and Lars of Metallica cut their teeth on back in the early 1980s combined with elements of dramatic rock (a la Fates Warning and Queensryche). The end result is an 11-track metal opus that old-school metal fans will no doubt appreciate, as songs such as the driving "Samhain" and the scorching "Demonized" have the undeniable classic metal crunch. Coupled with lyrics that touch on the demons, the occult, and for the generally darker side of life, Force of Evil's debut is a pleasant retread to the days of metal yore. website
-Mike SOS

FRAGMENTS OF UNBECOMING
SKYWARDS: A SYLPHE'S ASCENSION
METAL BLADE
Manifesting a heavy influence of the early sound of Swedish death metal, the quartet known as Fragments of Unbecoming have ripped through the metal underground with ferocity not heard since the days of Carcass and At the Gates. On the one-time side project's sophomore effort, the galloping twin guitars and pummeling rhythm section take the listener on a true metal journey, complete with technical excellence and masterful metal songwriting skills. Containing 12 tracks of some of the most scathing, well-crafted death metal, those who yearn for the early days of melodic death metal will rejoice at Fragment of Unbecoming's offering. website
-Mike SOS

FRANZ FERDINAND
FRANZ FERDINAND
DOMINO RECORD CO.
On tracks like "Tell Her Tonight" and "Take Me Out", this band (named after the archduke whose assassination triggered WWII) recalls New Order and the later dance-club-influenced Manchester scene. This scene, led by Stone Roses and Happy Mondays, was documented much on Factory Records, and this seemed to be a significant influence for Franz Ferdinand. As dance-pop goes, this is a very good album, with great hooks and rhythms. website -Tom "Tearaway" Schulte

FROM BUBBLEGUM TO SKY
NOTHING SADDER THAN LONELY QUEEN
EENIE MEENIE RECORDS
As is seen in the novel's worth of press materials sandwiched in with this record, From Bubblegum to Sky is straight pop. I really don't feel that this band is that bad, I just really don't like them. At all. There are definite indie influences, but the band's name says it all: the sound is all about bubblegum. There are moments in the record where From Bubblegum to Sky makes failing attempts at Elliott Smith sensibilities; however, these just come off contrived, as if thrown in. There were a couple of songs I liked: "Catherine was my june" and "Holland" avoided the pitfalls that befell the rest of the songs. I hate pop.
-AC Lerok

FU MANCHU
SOMETHING BEYOND
ELASTIC RECORDS
SOMETHING BEYOND is Fu Manchu's first recording with new drummer Scott Reeder, and after listening to this three-song EP, I'm ready to hear a full-length. The EP starts off with "So Far Behind", which is loaded with three-chord perfection, tempo changes, and near perfect drumming. All three tracks are good and should please any Fu Manchu fan, but the last track is the gem of the EP. As a finale, Fu Manchu covers Black Flag's "Six Pack". It's a slower version, but it's also a very hard rendition that should make any Black Flag fans happy. Overall, this EP is a great reintroduction to Fu Manchu that should make people want to seek out older albums.
-Dane Jackson

GIRLBOY GIRL
FORGET THE LADDER, CLIMB THE WALL
KITTRIDGE RECORDS
Alright, all you hipsters out there, you wanna impress your friends, right? Of course you do. Well, in the '80s, NME released c-86 mix-tape compilations that featured some of latest in British underground - a must-have for indie-pop and Brit-pop aficionados alike. A wealth of forgotten pop gems! Seeing as these are nearly impossible to come by, you will have to track down the bands that were featured - Heavenly, Felt, The Go-Betweens, and many more. These are the bands Girlboy Girl have captured the spirit of (The Pastels, in particular), and they are basically doing an updated version of the c-86 movement. I guess it should come as no surprise that Bristol, England's Girlboy Girl feature girl/boy vocals. What should surprise, however, is their penchant for making melancholic, jangly pop tunes, such as "Don't Shout", "Trying", and the ever so infectious "Cabmdhavas en Metten". This one's worth looking into. 2vu.com" target="_blank">website/girlboy.girl
-Jude Ruiz

GOD FORBID
BETTER DAYS CENTURY MEDIA
This EP serves as both a teaser to spark interest for the new full-length, GONE FOREVER, and a collection of past favorites. It features one track from the new record, an exclusive track, a demo, and one song each from the group's earlier releases, OUT OF MISERY and REJECT THE SICKNESS. God Forbid's sound smacks of metal icons Pantera at some points, but it's a sound of their own nonetheless. Unfortunately, though, on the new track the intensity is broken by vocalist Byronde Davis's attempt at singing. For their own sake, let's hope they don't go the Sevendust route.
-Casey Clague

GOLD CASH GOLD
PARADISE PAWNED, VOLUME ONE
TIMES BEACH RECORDS
Taking their HOUSES OF THE HOLY aspirations a little too deep, Detroit's Gold Cash Gold have honed their epic guitar work and certainly the accompanying mirror-perfected rock star poses. Their bar-band convictions and acoustic sensitivity are only matched by their unexpanded horizons, sounding like Pearl Jam here, Guns N' Roses there, and The Black Crowes everywhere else. Assumedly, all the overemphasized guitar work was designed to distract from the painful singing of Eric Hoegemeyer. His tonally deficient blare takes the purposely-ignored gravel road between Greg Dulli and Bon Scott, but it feels like hanging yourself with Fran Drescher's vocal cords. In a landscape with so many sound-alike acts, Gold Cash Gold can only be differentiated from the pack by their singer's terrible voice and their cool clothes, neither of which can save paradise from the used rack.
-Rob Macy

GOREROTTED
ONLY TOOLS AND CORPSES
METAL BLADE RECORDS
Now, I am not much of a metal enthusiast (as can be observed in my latest review of Intestinal Strangulation), but I could definitely appreciate Gorerotted's effort in ONLY TOOLS AND CORPSES. The six-piece band from the U.K. transitions between two vocalists, Goreskin handling the low vocals, while Mr. Gore screams the high and mid-range vocals. Not one particular song stuck out as being especially memorable, but all were entertaining nonetheless. I could see fans of hardcore and metal really enjoying this group. Otherwise, their album could be used as the music to break down suspected terrorists in interrogation rooms.
-Luke Skywalker

GREEN DAY
1,039/SMOOTHED OUT SLAPPY HOURS
LOOKOUT RECORDS
When this album first came out, it was great. It combined Green Day's three early EPs onto one disc for the first time. Now, Lookout has decided to remaster and re-release this very important punk album. While, it's essentially the same recording, the packaging is brand new, and the CD now comes with extras that you can access with your computer like pictures, video clips, and the like. That may not be enough extras for the casual Green Day listener to want to get another copy of this album, but this release is well worth it for collectors and rabid Green Day fans. If you've never heard what Green Day sounded like before Gilman Street shunned them, pick this album up. It's a must for any Green Day fan. Must-listens include "At the Library" and "Going to Pasalacqua".
-Dane Jackson

GREG PALAST
WEAPONS OF MASS INSTRUCTION-LIVE
ALTERNATIVE TENTACLES RECORDS
Greg Palast's credentials are abundant. Some highlights include investigative reports for BBC NEWSNIGHT, THE GUARDIAN, and HARPER'S U.S. National Magazine Award Nomination for his exposé of Katherine Harris's wrongful purge of African-American voters before the 2000 election. Palast is also the author of a NY Times bestseller, THE BEST DEMOCRACY MONEY CAN BUY (a book that Michael Moore has called "courageous reporting"). One can't help but listen intently as Palast uncovers fraud and corruption from the highest seats of power. Palast takes on topics like Bush's stance on affirmative action, quoting our president ("Well, your president," he exclaims): "No one should get their position except through merit." Palast tackles Bush's War in Iraq. "Do you remember what [Bush] said in his HIGH NOON, you've got 48 hours to leave speech? He said, 'We are going into Iraq to go after those who have aided, trained, and harbored terrorists, including operatives of Al Qaida. I thought, 'Shit, he's gonna bust his daddy.'" So prevent Palast's stories from falling into the black hole of American media and pick this up immediately. gregpalast.com" target="_blank">website
-Jude Ruiz

HAMMERFALL
ONE CRIMSON NIGHT
NUCLEAR BLAST
I suppose it was about time that Hammerfall finally got their act together and released a live album. From the first track to the last you'll be raising your fist in the air and dancing through 22 of Hammerfall's best works. My personal favorite on the album is "Legacy of Kings", with a perfect mix and incredible vocal work. One downside of the album is that the crowd interaction is pretty weak - not what you'd expect from a band that has some of the most die-hard fans around today. If you can find this double-album decently priced, then I'd suggest adding it to your collection - if not for the cover artwork alone, then for the amazing experience of ONE CRIMSON NIGHT.
-Zac

HEROD
FOR WHOM THE GODS WOULD DESTROY
LIFE FORCE
Who would have thought that Buffalo, NY, would produce yet another great American heavy-metal band? Herod combines the guitar work of Queensryche, Black Sabbath, and even European giants like Iron Maiden with melodic vocals reminiscent of Mercury Tide, Nevermore, and Megadeth. The end result of this is a very interesting track listing with only a handful of mediocre moments. The guitar players will loves this one, and the catchy choruses are sure to keep everyone tuned in.
-Zac

HIDDEN IN PLAIN VIEW
HIDDEN IN PLAIN VIEW
DRIVE-THRU RECORDS
This is the debut release from these New Jersey natives on Drive-Thru Records. After releasing the OPERATION CUT-THROAT EP on indie powerhouse LLR Recordings, the boys decided to release yet another EP. These four songs are a huge step up from their previous material, which sounded exactly like New Found Glory demos. The CD contains a bonus track, "Twenty Below", which really doesn't fit in with the other songs on the EP and probably could have been done without. After going through a few changes in their lineup, it seems like they've finally found their sound.
-Joe Wilson

HOSPITAL GRADE
WRITTEN AXE TO TRIGGER
URININE RECORDS
Whoever says rock critics are cold, heartless, tone-deaf goons with nothing nice to say have obviously no idea what we have to deal with. If you take a listen to this album, you'll change your tune, I promise! You'll have sympathy for us. It's even more painful because their music is supposed to be punk-rock music, so I semi-enjoy it, and yet I can't. I'm a rock critic because I like rock music. In fact, I think I may like rock music more then anyone else on Earth, because I willingly put up with so many rotten bands, yet continue weeding through all the crap looking for some decent sounds. So I know what I'm talking about when I say Hospital Grade stink! I had to plug my nose while I listened to them, they stunk so bad. I can't even think of any bands lame enough to compare them to. I guess the best I could do is ask you to imagine there's a band called Suck and another band called Dull, and Hospital Grade is what you get when you combine the two. Hospital Grade are from New Brunswick and have been playing in another band called Not Funny Anymore for eight years.
-chad

HYPOCRISY
THE ARRIVAL
NUCLEAR BLAST
Uber death-metal producer Peter Tagtgren steps on the other side of the mixing board once again to front Sweden's Hypocrisy. On the outfit's latest offering, the blistering nine-track THE ARRIVAL, the trio return to its thematic vision of alien lifeforms to a crushing backbeat that mixes as much Carcass and Entombed into the mix as it does Dimmu Borgir. "Heavy death punk metal" can best describe such tracks as the pulsating "New World" and the chuggingly catchy "Dead Sky Departure", as textured keyboards set ominous tones for stunning guitar riffs and pummeling rhythms to steamroll over your senses. Hypocrisy's latest release has something for every metal fan, as THE ARRIVAL is beautifully brutal, expertly produced, and, above all, contains the future sound of the Swedish metal scene. website
-Mike SOS

INSTRUMENTAL QUARTER
NO MORE SECRETS
SICK ROOM RECORDS
This instrumental music album is sophisticated and rich in moving, protean arrangements. The timbre of the music is greatly enhanced by attaching to a rock trio (guitar, bass, drums) a cellist (Marco Allocco). The rock trio is three-quarters of the Italian indie pop band Kash (website). This gives guitarist Paride Lanciani a new creative outlet and direction. website
-Tom "Tearaway" Schulte

INTESTINAL STRANGULATION
ECTOPIC GESTATION
SELF-RELEASED
There's only several words and feelings that came to mind as I first began to listen to this three-track demo of hardcore metal, but I try not to be vulgar in my reviews, so I abstain from mentioning my opinion. So, in an attempt to write the minimum word count for this review, I will take this opportunity to thank Intestinal Strangulation for the new CD case in my possession. It will go to good use, as I turn it into a professor with my Power Point presentation inside. Oh, and my review: the demo was awful.
-Luke Skywalker

INTO ETERNITY
BURIED IN OBLIVION
CENTURY MEDIA
The virtuoso metal outfit known as Into Eternity is back with another dose of Canadian cacophony on BURIED IN OBLIVION, the band's latest, 10-track metal opus. The quintet's stark metal sound is symphonic as death metal can be, with a huge chunk of guitar-hero doom thrown in for a mind-boggling listening experience. Mesh the power of Dream Theater, Rush, and Strapping Young Lad, and what do you get? Into Eternity's musical wizardry, dear readers, and it is undeniable (even if the immense musical diversity at times may seem a bit contrived). Tracks such as the death-growled "Embraced by Desolation" and the adrenaline-draining "Beginning of the End" embody the perfect meeting of progressive and death metal, keeping the overall sound ultra-heavy and extremely grandiose without losing any ground. While those who feel less is more may feel musically hung over after a few tracks, those who endorse shredding guitars, endless solos, and countless time-signature changes need to add this to their collection. website
-Mike SOS

IRON AND WINE
OUR ENDLESS NUMBERED DAYS
SUB POP
Sam Beans is the mastermind behind Iron and Wine. OUR ENDLESS NUMBERED DAYS is his second full-length. The 12 songs that make up the album are haunting and mysterious, a little bit like the project's existence in Sam's life. He leads a remarkably normal life: he's father of two girls and a teacher of cinematography at a college in Florida. Somewhere amidst that contented life he finds time to construct music of subtle, somber, and almost silent brilliance. Utilizing the acoustic guitar, he paints beautiful masterpieces of songs, such as "Sunset Soon Forgotten" and "Love and Some Verses". It is an impressive release from an accomplished man. website
-tChow

JACKPOT
F+
SURFDOG RECORDS
This CD belongs in a bargain bin...and that is not meant in harsh terms, at all. Think of the thrill when you pick up a CD for $3.99 by a band that you've heard of but not listened to and it turns out to be good. The low price only serves as an added bonus to the experience of finding a new favorite. Musically, Jackpot shifts focus from laid-back and spacey rock to full-on, desert-highway-driving jams. Vocalist Rusty Miller is forceful when necessary, but mostly subtle and crooning. His lazy approach gives a sensual, relaxing feel to the songs, even when the music is upbeat. A record to be bought for sure...but even better if it's cheap.
-Casey Clague

JAI ALAI
DRIVE SAFE
SUN SEA PRODUCTIONS
On DRIVE SAFE, New Orleans-based Jai Alai find their groove and stay with it by cementing themselves to the ground so firmly that even a swarm of riot police couldn't budge them. The band, whose air-tight sound is undeniably jazz-inspired, splashes in puddles of synthy fuzz and slow pop without losing their firm stance in the great American artform. The final result is stunning, and it's as spirited and calming as a windy Sunday afternoon. "With Windows Down" is a scaling and jazzy progression of gentle bells, tenderly plucked notes, and bluesy guitar parts that pay homage to the band's firm rooting in the Big Easy. Equally engrossing tracks such as "Older Cities" and "Ocean Sized" ooze a snazzy confidence that could give even B.B. King's head a few subtle bobs. DRIVE SAFE swells with suave and offers 16 individually-foil-wrapped slices of pure jazz-pop bubblegum.
-Dave Kargol

JET BY DAY
CASCADIA
KINDERCORE
Jet by Day sounds like it was weaned on a steady stream of '90s rock music judging by its 12-track release, the semi-grungy kind of indie CASCADIA. With the Seattle stomp firmly in tow on tracks like "This Quiet Hell" and the deeply grooving "Bite the Bullet", this Athens, GA, quartet blend a heaping dash of Foo Fighters and Toadies hard-rock tenacity to create a sturdy, stoic rock album. Not a one-trick pony by any means, Jet by Day walk the line between sensitive emo rock and grandiose arena rock well enough for anyone who misses the slacking luxury of Dinosaur Jr. and the visceral assault of Nirvana. website
-Mike SOS

JOE COFFEE
BRIGHT AS THE STARS WE'RE UNDER
STREET ANTHEM
After the initial cattle-mooing sound-byte, Joe Coffee (fronted by NYHC behemoths Sheer Terror's howler/crooner Rev. Paul Bearer) go into a whirlwind frenzy of brutal hardcore pieces, such as the opener "How I Fought the Missouri Bulls" and "Coke and Sympathy"; a lone, metal-infused scorcher, "Rooftop Rendez-vous", which is replete with gruff, abrasive vocals, heavy guitars, and pummeling drums; as well as some subtler fare, such as "3 AM and 4 Again" and the melodic, oddly charming (musically) "Stink of Love" and "Staten Island Serenade". On these last two songs, Bearer's vocals channel the legendary Glenn Danzig with their bellowing strength, depth, and rock 'n' roll feel. And how could a band miss with a tune called "Pretty in Pinko", a wry tale of a young man falling for a staunch Marxist just 'cause, well, "It was better bed with red." Also included is "Screwed Like You", a live track drenched in raw energy.
-Janelle Jones

JUNE
DEMO
SELF-RELEASED
The artwork for this demo by SoCal's June has personality: it's a plain manila envelope with what looks to be Xeroxed or silk-screened images of an old painting on it. Although it's almost certain that the concept was due more to budget restraints than artistic ingenuity, it is striking nonetheless. However, that striking feeling ends at the envelope. The three-song demo definitely isn't bad, but it doesn't grab you, either. A hollow, echo sound permeates the EP and that, coupled with the musical style, brings Candlebox and other early-'90s radio bands to mind. The band is good at their minimal yet intense take on that era's brand of rock and should develop nicely after a few more releases.
-Casey Clague

JUPITER SUNRISE
UNDER A KILLER BLUE SKY
UNDECIDED RECORDS
Jupiter Sunrise rides a great rail of rock and emo with their latest CD, UNDER A KILLER BLUE SKY. It's pretty cool to hear the animated alt-rock pressure of a song such as 'Kaye', the climactic and anticlimactic vibes in 'Cherry Wine' and fun-park spark of 'Master Suzuki'. UNDER A KILLER BLUE SKY is great for that long drive, the day you need something in the middle to listen to, and what the heck, bring Jupiter Sunrise home to mom.
-Darren Ratner

KEITH JOHN ADAMS
SUNSHINE LOFT
KJA
Only slightly less prairie dog-like than say, Widespread Panic, Keith John Adams and his associates churn up a huge load of chortle on SUNSHINE LOFT. Granted, they try to spice things up by adding dashes of toy piano, musical saw and accordion into their tepid rock stew, but those scattershot components only leave their creating reeking that much worse of second stage state fair tomfoolery.
-Jason Jett

KEVIN DEVINE
MAKE THE CLOCKS MOVE
TRIPLE CROWN RECORDS
In the spirit of Elliott Smith, acoustic guitarist Kevin Devine rides the same open-hearted pathway of drugs, booze and relationships that warrant a little musical poetics - both on the hard and soft side. Sometimes the songs don't even make sense. Just know that tracks such as 'Wolf's Mouth', 'Noose Dressed' and 'Not Over You Yet', where the music plays out like some cloudy if not confusing dream, carry daring, even funny candor that keep you questioning your own existence.
-Darren Ratner

KILL YOUR IDOLS/CRIME IN STEREO
SPLIT EP
BLACKOUT!
Classic ear-splitting NYHC from Long Island's best, Kill Your Idols, paired with the more-melodic/less-abrasive stylings of fellow LIers Crime in Stereo. Rather new to the scene, Crime in Stereo are quite impressive on this split. I feel guilty for never having heard anything by these guys before, as I live like a town away from their native Levittown. Sad, I know. Anyway, the two bands offer up three tracks that will satisfy both old-school fans and new. And anyone from LI will notice the nod to South Oaks (the infamous mental hospital around these parts) in Crime in Stereo's last offering, "My Own Private South Oaks". However, the best track here has to be KYI's crushing rendition of Sheer Terror's "Time Don't Heal a Thing". Yeah.
-Janelle Jones

LAB RATZ
LAB RATZ
LAB RATZ
This is a preparation of two main ingredients: acoustic classic rock and the gentler moments of Alice in Chains. Lab Ratz cooks up a test tube full of light and easy folk-pop. Lead vocalist David Wyatt is unimpressive, and the recording is, on the graduated cylinder of hobby recording, two notches above demo quality. It will take powerful enzymes to catalyze a reaction greater than indifference for listeners outside of Lab Ratz''s local following. website
-Tom "Tearaway" Schulte

LANTERNA
HIGHWAYS
BADMAN
Much like the inching and atmospheric aural symphonies of acts like The Appleseed Cast, Sigur R's, and Mogwai, Lanterna's HIGHWAYS floats in subtle and ever-unraveling waves of symmetrical elegance. With gentle layers of light strings abounding, the album coasts through smoggy ravines and sails to skyscraping heights with enduring patience and soul. "Clear Blue" and "Last Practice" are perfect and ethereal, and the title track is the aural equivalent to an out-of-body experience. "Brooklyn" is a pristine session of acoustic plucking so melodic that one could almost imagine it playing quietly over an overhead speaker at your local pharmacy (not to mention on the shelf as an audio-narcotic). The aptly-titled "Half-light" teeters on the line between luster and gloom, giving one the feeling that they've wandered too far into the forest just as darkness begins to fall. Here, Lanterna don't cover ground, they glide far above it and prove that quiet does not always translate to timid. These nine spiritual tracks snowball and accrue into a mountain-moving harmonic force.
-Dave Kargol

LE PEPES
ALL FUN THINGS END
KITTRIDGE RECORDS
The first thing I thought when I heard this record was, "Wow, they recorded this on a boom box inside of someone's butt." That's what gives Le PepEs their charm, though. The almost little-kid enthusiasm and mistakes give this album its brilliance. The songs are well written, and the brother/sister harmonies are endearing. You know how THE MUPPET SHOW eventually had the spin-off THE MUPPET BABIES? Well, if Sonic Youth were Sonic Youth Babies, I think Le PepEs would sound a lot like what they would sound like. Le PepEs are from California, and they broke up five years ago - so who knows why their record just came out now?! Talk about bad timing. Come on, guys!
-chad

LIKE CLOCKWORK
A CROSS IN THE GROUND
INDEPENDENTLY RELEASED
Some people are born with a talent and zest for creation that puts the rest to shame. Jesse Owen Astin, the gentleman responsible for approximately 94% of the sound that bursts from A CROSS IN THE GROUND, appears to be one of these people. Astin's most autonomous project, Like Clockwork harnesses the inner-tickings and aural impulses that float within his mind and personifies them; Astin is the music, and the music is Astin. And it's hard to imagine anyone accusing this lad of being boring, as these 15 tracks are so wildly independent of each other that one may occasionally forget that they're components of the same album. The instrumentation is solid and innovative (for example, Astin plays a Fisher-Price xylophone like Chet Atkins played guitar). Hats off to him for creating an highly intricate and inventive album almost entirely on his own.
-Dave Kargol

LION FEVER
LUSTRE
DIM MAK
Someone contact Webster's, as their dictionary needs an expansion, because I just found a better definition for the word "shitty." Lion Fever reminds me of a PJ Harvey impersonator teaming up with AFI to take garage rock to the level of Spinal Tap. They do a Gun Club cover, though, which is kind of cool...but it doesn't justify spending money on a five-song EP to hear a cover song and four crappy originals. Lion Fever are from Portland, OR, and consists of members from Lost Kids and Pleasure Forever.
-chad

LOCH LOMOMD
WHEN WE WERE MOUNTAINS
IN MUSIC WE TRUST RECORDS
Loch Lomond is one of those indie music acts that have a hankering eclectic rhythms. WHEN WE WERE MOUNTAINS has enough musicians working on the album (10, to be exact) to make it happen. 'The Mountain' feels like some sort hippie anthem that uses waltzy beats and violin. 'Sir Edmund' gives hip-hop beats a whirl and 'Salt in the Air' feels like a float on water. Not a bad one if you need something in the way of experimental as well.
-Darren Ratner

LOLA RAY
I DON'T KNOW YOU
DC FLAG
Lola Ray may be comprised of four young men, but this outfit has the swagger of a polished and confident group of veterans, which is currently on display on the band's inaugural release, I DON'T KNOW YOU. While the band was signed and distributed by the label run by the Madden twins from everyone's favorite band to hate, Good Charlotte, don't hold it against Lola Ray, even if a lot of the 10-track album sounds like it could invade every MTV show's soundtrack and make a killing. The pop-punk which the band pours out straight from the heart may send teens into a tizzy like Mest and Yellowcard do, but it also shows elements of The Cure, Prince, and Weezer at its quirkiest and is far from many of the second- and third-tier bands prominently cashing in on the mall-punk boom. The outfit's lyrics are pretty deep (especially on the dramatic "She's a Tiger"), and the two-toned feel of "One by One" and the hip-shaking, ass-grinding sway of "What It Feels Like" takes focus off of who Lola Ray knows and instead shows you that they know what they're doing. website
-Mike SOS

LYN PAUL JUNCTION
BULLZEYE
EVIL EYE MUSIC, INC
Lyn Paul Junction is very rock 'n' roll, and I can picture them playing in Iowa in a country-themed bar with long hair that is brushing against their palm-tree shirts. The album sticks to the roots of rock 'n' roll with a blues/country feel that could potentially be played on a classic-rock station. Interestingly enough, the album has a claim to fame, with the song "If You Want to Be Free" being featured and licensed to the MTV show FRATERNITY LIFE. The album does have one very cool element that does deserve praise, which is their cover of Johnny Cash's "A Boy Named Sue", which is titled "A Boy Named Lyn (Sue)". They gave the song their own style, while not destroying a classic; and it has flawless vocals that deserve applause.
-Jennifer Moncayo

MATT COSTA
SELF-TITLED EP
SELF-RELEASED
This five-song EP from Huntington Beach folk phenom Matt Costa is a welcome change of pace from the ubiquitous alt-country folk that is sweeping the industry. With a nod to Donovan and Van Morrison, Costa has created a whimsical world of retro-folk. Music like this is both timeless and addictive. These are the type of songs that haunt the subconscious as you walk down an empty street, look out across a lonely horizon, or reflect on the things that might have been. The low-key, sparse instrumentation of these tunes - usually just acoustic guitar, light drums, and a bass - bring the focus on the songwriting. Writing doesn't get much better than this. Costa is an incredibly talented and mature musician for his 21 years. Currently, he is working on his full-length debut in the Orange County studio of Tom Dumont of No Doubt. If he can produce a coherent album as wonderful as this EP, he'll be the best thing to come out of Orange County for a long time.  HYPERLINK "http://website" website
-DUG

MEMENTO
BEGINNINGS
COLUMBIA RECORDS
The closest band I can think of that Memento sounds like is Staind and Flaw. All the songs on BEGINNINGS are your typical, run-of-the-mill, commercial hard rock music. If you like that stuff, more power to you. I just don't. Instead of writing a review that blasts every song because this is a genre I ignore, I'll simply say the production value is great and the musical talent of the band is great. That being said, if you like bands like Staind, Flaw, Korn, Sevendust, or any of those other bands, you'll love Memento. If you don't, then you'll hate them. It's that simple. There was one song on there that I did enjoy, though, and that was the title track.
-Dane Jackson

MENTAL
GET AN OXYGEN TANK
BRIDGE NINE RECORDS
You aren't going to find the same breakneck hardcore rhythms over and over again here. GET AN OXYGEN TANK does have some insanely fast songs, revealing their East Coast hardcore roots. However, Mental develops a somewhat more complicated sound through the heavy influence of metal, prominent bass, and constant change of pace. To stand out in the hardcore community, it's necessary to expand on the sound that has been the backbone of the genres for decades. Mental succeeds at this without having to compromise their overall sound. Go check out this release. The artwork is impressive.
-Anthony

MIKE ALLEN
CIRRHOTIC
SUN SEA SKY PRODUCTIONS
Mike Allen was guitarist and vocalist for Sunday Flood. Some of the dream-pop approach is taken by that group here, but the pale luminescent dawn of the nascent shoegazer now breaks forth a stormy and wind-swept day of post-industrial electronica akin to Aphex Twin and Nine Inch Nails. Guitar textures and the treated sounds of other instruments are broad-stroked with umbers, grays, and other dark earth tones in this portrait of nightmares and conflict. Breaking the mood are the islands of vocals, which are about as dark as early Depeche Mode or The Cure. website
-Tom "Tearaway" Schulte

MISS DERRINGER
KING JAMES, CROWN ROYAL AND A COLT 45
SYMPATHY FOR THE RECORD INDUSTRY
The debut album from this Los Angeles punk scene/art school collaboration is a sultry Southern blues extravaganza that seems to take the listener back through an emotional time tunnel. Guitarist/songwriter Morgan Slade has crafted 10 haunting tunes that dredge up loss, despair, and sexual frustration. Lead singer/crooner Liz McGrath has incorporated the spirit of her dark, Gothic artwork into her vocal stylings on this disc. She is the perfect tenebrous counterpart to this gloomy collection of songs. A few songs, such as the hillbilly ode "Long Way from Home" and the bouncy death tale "Open Casket Funeral", actually sound as if they were pulled from some Ozark talent show in the early '30s. Yet, the majority of this album is a shadowy, somber excursion to the dark side of the railroad tracks. Check out some truly brilliant Websites at  HYPERLINK "http://website" website and  HYPERLINK "http://website" website.
-DUG

MIZAR
THE KING OF THE STARS
SELF-RELEASED
"I am out of control," sings Mizar on Track 2 of THE KING OF THE STARS, and I would have to agree with him. This bizarre, otherworldly album goes perfectly well next to your Wesley Willis collection. Mizar is a one-man band of paranoid schizophrenic vocals and unconventional arrangements performed simply on a Play Skool-sounding keyboard. Unlike Willis, however, Mizar is a composer before anything else, and his vocals are extremely unique and emotional on a strange level, like his whispering on "Infernal Game" and the very serious "My Angel in the Ice World". The album is so out there, experimental, indie, freaky, scary, and hilarious that writing this review is one of the hardest things I have had to do in a long time. What is Mizar trying to do? Should I take this seriously or not? Is his accent real? Is he a genius or a comedian? Is this really happening? You decide. If you are a fan of Daniel Johnston and other playful geniuses, then I recommend you take a few listens of THE KING OF THE STARS. You might find that the more you listen, the more it starts to make sense.
-Norberto Gomez, Jr.

MODERN LIFE IS WAR
MY LOVE, MY WAY
MARTYR RECORDS
Feedback and screaming guitars drive behind the distortion of raspy vocal explosions. MY LOVE, MY WAY transcends the metal genre and blends it into a hardcore eruption of screams with fists in the air. A street-core edge is present on every track that mixes the garage with the studio and puts out a clean, but raw sound. Modern Life Is War scream to an angst-filled youth, pleading for a lost generation to overcome a bitter and downtrodden society with lyrics like, "No more self-doubt / No more inhibitions." The raw crunch and bitterness cry from the distortion of screaming guitars and pounding bass and drum lines. This album demands that it is "time to rise up" from the misery of a fucked-up youth. The sheer emotion that spews from MY LOVE, MY WAY demands to be listened to and will undoubtedly cause at least a blip on the hardcore radar screen.
-Kevin Conway

MORNING WOOD XXX
CHILL OUT SKIP: STRAIGHT OFF THE V-TRAIN
DEMO
Morning Wood XXX is a band native to New Mexico that could be compared to an eccentric mixing of Ozomatli and Less Than Jake. The band incorporates several elements to their music, incorporating several styles, including rap, rock, reggae, Latin, and ska. Several of the songs are mellow, ska types with rapping lyrics that talk about marijuana and keeping joints in your pocket. Some songs have potential, whereas others remind you of Afroman's famous hit, "Because I Got High". The music is very eclectic and meshes several of the elements with a wavering ease.
-Jennifer Moncayo

MTX
YESTERDAY RULES
LOOKOUT RECORDS
I really wanted to like this album. It was the first album from The Mr. T Experience since 1999. With the release of YESTERDAY RULES, not only does it showcase the band's new members, but it also comes with high expectations because of the six years since ALCATRAZ. This album is more along the lines of ALCATRAZ, in the sense that it's a bit more experimental and power-pop-influenced. The band has been famous for its pop-punk love songs, but instead of delivering that, YESTERDAY RULES is filled with slower-tempo ballads. This, in turn, makes for a very boring listening experience - even if Dr. Frank is a great lyricist. I prefer the older stuff from this band much more than that of ALCATRAZ and YESTERDAY RULES. The best track on this album is probably "Elizabeth or Fight!". While I wouldn't condone buying this album, it's definitely worth a listen from all the MTX fans.
-Dane Jackson

NADINE
STRANGE SEASONS
TRAMPOLINE RECORDS
The fourth album from this St. Louis-based, alternative Americana quintet is a gem. With a label founded by Pete Yorn, Marc Dauer from Jukebox Junkies, and Rami Jaffee of The Wallflowers, we can expect a mature album full of alternative country hits. Though lead vocalist/guitarist Adam Reichmann recently declared that "there's something about Americana that sounds a little timid and we're trying to break out of that," the banjo never falls far from the flag. These tunes are undoubtedly, unashamedly some of the finest music America has to offer. Bands like The Jayhawks, The Old 97s, and Wilco are tapping their feet and humming along with every tune on this disc. This is just one more incredible album in a great career from a terrific band. I've got the feeling that if they set out to do a metal album, they would end up with Van Morrison's MOONDANCE. True heart and soul will always shine through, and Nadine will always be one of the benchmarks of everything good about a country that would really like to feel good about itself right now.  HYPERLINK "http://website" website
-DUG

OLD TIME RELIJUN
LOST LIGHT
K RECORDS
The music is edgy, loose, hip, menacing, lowdown; and the lead singer is doing Frank Black's best role: Black Francis. I love Black Francis...but on this guy it wears on me. But I'm that kinda guy. But if you're someone that that doesn't concern, Old Time Relijun is weird and rocks - like an art show with balls.
-H. barry Zimmerman

ON THE RISE
BURNING INSIDE
BRIDGE NINE RECORDS
Firstly, I must state that out of the four releases I've reviewed from Bridge Nine Records, this is by far the best. Featuring members of Agnostic Front and Maximum Penalty, On the Rise create a blend of melodic hardcore not seen everywhere. BURNING INSIDE is greatly punk-influenced, having a smaller emphasis on metal or even traditional hardcore. On top of that, On the Rise is able to incorporate some great guitar solos and vocal harmonies. Some tracks start off as sounding nothing like a hardcore band (e.g., "Burning Inside"), and I love that. Lyrically, these guys don't disappoint, either, exceeding the creativity of many of their counterparts. Overall, this band doesn't give off the meathead impression at all, and that makes all the difference in their music.
-Anthony

ORKEST
CANVAS
HAY-DIAS RECORDS
Orkest comes across as yet another art-school, damaged metal band that attempts to mix strong visual images in their intense live shows (John Cooley is credited on the CD with providing live show theatrics) with the brooding and primitive, dark rock sounds committed to CD. If that makes this bilingual band from SoCal sound like Tool, well, that's the intent - though at times Orkest channels the grunt rock of bands like Korn. Listen to the opening of "#" to hear the nü-metal influence. Singer Rolando Mora's emotionally-charged whiny vocals are particularly annoying, but not nearly as bad as the "screamer" (not sure who in Orkest takes credit for this), who must have thought he was in a death-metal band. Mommy, please make this style of music go away - quick!
-Chip Midnight

PAPA WOODY
PAPA WOODY
KNOCKOUT RECORDS
When a studio musician with a legendary pedigree and a list of credits as long as WAR AND PEACE releases a debut album, friends step forward and the industry pays attention. Woody Lee Aplanalp grew up in a family full of successful musicians and has played with the likes of Bobby Womack, Mike Watt, and Stephen Perkins. His debut album includes John Avila (Oingo Boingo), Pete McNeal (Cake), Perkins (Jane's Addiction), Oliver Charles (Ben Harper and the Innocent Criminals), Greg Kurstin (Beck), Richard Aplanalp (Buddy Miles Band), and Dan Morris (Smashing Pumpkins). Though there are some pretty catchy R&B guitar tunes on this disc, somehow ol' Papa Woody found a way to ruin a good thing. "Get Paid", is a perfect example of how to fuck up an album with the word "fuck." Aplanalp veers wildly into a tune with bad rap lyrics and a meandering, Sublime-like tune that talks about somebody "having their mouth up around my ass while I squeeze a dump." He also calls out to "jive motherfuckers" and then spouts a list of obscenities that have no point in an album not produced by Death Row Records. Unfortunately, most listeners will never get past that to hear the rest of this very musical disc. Papa Woody needs to stick to R&B and stay the fuck away from rap.
-DUG

PEARLENE
MURDER BLUES AND PRAYER
DIM MAK RECORDS
Hot shit! This is bomb-diggity stuff that will race through your body like a double shot of cheap whisky. Pearlene is a blues-driven garage-rock band from Cincinnati that isn't as frantic as The White Stripes or as psychotic as The Jon Spencer Blues Explosion, but equally as rocking and even more listenable. If I could script the best night of my life, it would involve stumbling into some roadhouse bar with cheap beer prices in the Deep South on a hot, sweaty summer night just as Pearlene hit the stage and launched into "A Kiss on the Lips". With the current state of garage-rock revival alive and well, Pearlene should be a household name by the time you read this.
-Chip Midnight

PECCADILLOES
DESERT RATS
UNSIGNED
Let's begin with one basic fact: if it comes from the desert, it belongs in the desert. I know this may be harsh, but being a desert rat myself, I am at total liberty to poke fun and criticize my kin. In cases when a CD grows on the listener, the first listen is never as good as the next. However, in the case of our dear Peccadilloes, each time I heard those vocals and basic one-two drum beats, I had to stop myself from throwing the CD straight across the room. I know every band begins with some fundamental tunes and improve as they go along, so I'm hoping that's also the case for these desert rats. The beats are simple, the guitars are basic, the lyrics are shallow inside jokes and the vocals simply suck. All in all, it's a CD for desert rats. So unless you can relate to scorching weather, cigarettes, and dirt, don't bother.
-Carley Charpentier

PIPEDOWN
MENTAL WEAPONRY
A-F
After experiencing the tour de force that is ENEMIES OF PROGRESS, it's hard to imagine such a record could ever be trumped. Well, with MENTAL WEAPONRY, Pipedown come awfully close. See, I'm biased and therefore feel their debut is superior, but that's not to say this isn't one helluva record. With the mixture of frontman Ean Elliot's blistering, infuriated vocals, the charged hardcore punk, and the now-expected acute socio-political commentary, it's quite apparent Pipedown haven't lost their edge. Yet, there are also some tracks that are more melodic (most notably, "Leviathan"), and even an ethereal, piano-driven instrumental following the final track, "Voids". But that's not what people (or at least what I) look for in this band: where these guys truly excel is when they break out their masterful brand of pummeling hardcore that's become synonymous with the name Pipedown, as on songs like "Order" and "Muppet Goes to Washington" (!).
-Janelle Jones

PYREXIA
CRUELTY BEYOND SUBMISSION
CRASH
Long Island, NY, wouldn't be a place you'd think of when you think death metal, yet some of the most brutal underground bands of the genre hail from this NYC suburban utopia. The reformed Pyrexia is one of the bands that were around from the beginning, and the new 11-track release from these metal-mongers showcases a hungry quintet. With fresh new blood dripping from the sledge-hammered riffs and explosive drumming, tracks like the technically-sound "Ode to Brinn" and the punishing groove of "Closure" prove that Pyrexia is ready once again to kick your teeth straight down your throat. As if the music isn't enough, the album's artwork of a demonic orgy is reason alone for purveyors of the macabre to dig in. website
-Mike SOS

RAPIDER THAN HORSEPOWER
THIS IS MY BIG NIGHT
ESSAY
Southern Indiana's Rapider Than Horsepower create some innovative rock 'n' roll. With wacky vocals, twirling guitars, and jazzy drumming, THIS IS MY BIG NIGHT will capture anyone's imagination. The absence of bass usually would create a void for most bands, but in this case I think it works well, as it allows for the harmonious guitars to flow uninhibited and unconventional. The amazing freshness of this disc makes describing it a challenging task - mostly because I haven't heard anything like it. Think of funky indie rock, a bit of jazz/blues influence, a touch of hip-hop, a hint of Western influence, and the artist formerly known as Prince. What a combination! If you want an album that drips creativity while creating a fun atmosphere, here you go.
-Anthony

RAQUY AND THE CAVEMEN DUST
SELF-RELEASED
Rather than just a straightforward release to showcase her talents as an Arabic drum virtuoso, Raquy Danziger, with the aid of her band the Cavemen, delivers a powerfully eclectic amalgamation of modern music and ancient. Much of DUST is filled with pulse-pounding beats, and rhythms that remind you of something Nine Inch Nails would conjure up. Songs such as "Raquin" (with its use of the classic Moog) and "Axarai" are prime examples of the multilayered, dark, industrial feel that accompany these powerfully intoxicating Arabic arrangements. From bass guitar to various exotic instruments, DUST contains a large variety of tight instrumentation that takes you all over the map. Mostly instrumental, the album hypnotizes the listener to a point of psychedelic coolness, and you find your body swaying along to the sweet musical flow that is pouring itself out of the speakers, it and has you asking for more.
-Norberto Gomez, Jr.

RAW TOFU/AFTER THE MASSACRE (SPLIT)
RAW TOFU/AFTER THE MASSACRE
DR. STRANGE RECORDS
The spirit of Crass is alive and well - and apparently residing in Alta Loma, CA. Political crust punks rejoice! This is a nice, six-song EP full of fast and furious songs about veganism, animal rights, pacifism, and government bullshit. Each band has contributed three songs, and every number charges full steam ahead from start to finish. Both bands are nearly identical in philosophy and overall arrangement of how the songs are constructed. However, Raw Tofu edges out After the Massacre because of the more palatable vocals (same singer, but different mixing). Raw Tofu also has the added attraction of the male/female duet thing. In its entirety, this CD is rather impressive, because most crust/thrash bands are way too sloppy - and this release is surprisingly tight. Get yours now, because this is a limited release of only 50 copies. website
-Marcus Solomon

RIOT-A-GO-GO
A PIECE OF IT
SQUEEKY WHEELZ MUZIK
At a time when the punk-rock scene is either too heavy, too melodic, or both, enter Riot-a-Go-Go. A PIECE OF IT combines the spirit of '77 with dance beats of the '80s and lyrics aimed at the here and now. Riot-a-Go-Go goes through so many styles that you won't know what to do...besides dance. Songs like "Planetary Persuasion" will get you to pogo, then the straight-up punk rock of "Negativo" will get you to pogo faster. I'm a sucker for bass lines, and this album is full of 'em. Quiche and Matt get the beats going while Nova Lee adds guitar and the girls combine just enough screaming with singing for a nearly flawless result. A PIECE OF IT reminds us all that we could all use a little less bitching, and a little more dancing, and then maybe, just maybe, we could change the world.
-Nina

RUNNING FROM DHARMA
IF WE DON'T SPEAK BEFORE THE END OF THE WORLD
REVELATION
The liner notes from Running from Dharma's potent debut end with the statement: "Everything on this recording may be wrong." If that's the case, what's actually right? The Pennsylvania quartet's searing brand of emotional hard rock (which sounds as haggard as Avail and Boy Sets Fire), for starters. Add in some gripping guitar work, solid production, and passion, and this 11-track release couldn't be more right. Perhaps the boys were making a joke, or maybe they were being a bit self-depreciating. Whatever the case, this collection does everything right in terms of delivering hard-hitting, dramatic rock. website
-Mike SOS

SARAH RABDAU
BENEVOLENT APOLLO
CERTIFIED NEXT GENERATION MUSIC
I would personally like to issue an apology to Sarah Rabdau. I had her wrongfully pegged before I even played her record. Turns out it's not the Indigo derivative I expected, but more of a mixture of Joan Osborne and Susanne Vega. Sarah is extremely talented, as is her band, and every track on the disc is both vocally and instrumentally complex. Musically, this is a great record. Stylistically, I'm not really a fan. I never really liked Joan Osborne, and the only reason I liked Susanne Vega was because she was so incredibly strange. Rabdau shows some of the quirky elements that make Susanne so appealing, but it's not enough to make me like BENEVOLENT APOLLO. It's not for lack of trying. I tried hard to like this record, I really did. It's so well-done musically, but stylistically it just doesn't agree with me.
-AC Lerok

SECOND SHOT
SEVEN YEARS BAD LUCK
SHOVE-IT RECORDS
Quite easily the best album I've heard of all 2004, Second Shot has created a mix of songs that reminds me of the good days of punk music. Similar to one of my favorite albums, MORE BETTERNESS from No Use for a Name, SEVEN YEARS BAD LUCK instantly took its place as great record in my CD folder. Simply by hooking the listener with first three tracks, "Sorry", "Today", and "Time and Money", Second Shot leaves the listener craving more and for the opportunity to see them play live. Putting on this album for my friends as we drove to see MxPx, SEVEN YEARS BAD LUCK quickly became one of their new-found favorites, too, so I can guarantee that when Second Shot plays their next show in L.A., the three of us will attend.
-Luke Skywalker

SEVENOUT
FEAST OF EDEN
ORBITAL
Detroit rockers Sevenout have got a different kind of vibe going on than most of the band's peers in the pop/rock genre. Maybe it's each member of the trio's vast musical experience (which ranges from hard rock to blues) that makes tracks like the arena-rock flavor of "Forever" and the smoky ambiance "Where It Hurts" stand out. Containing 10 tracks of tasteful rock tunes that won't dumb you down with contrite lyrics, Sevenout mixes the best of Black Crowes, Kiss, and Cheap Trick and come out with a solid rock offering. website
-Mike SOS

SHINE
HEAVEN AND HELL
INNERHYTHMIC
Shine - a collaboration between Innerhythmic founder Bill Laswell, Shin Terai, and guitar master/anomaly Buckethead - does not quite live up to its bright moniker here. HEAVEN AND HELL is a balancing experiment of infectious innovation and morbid redundancy in which the listener is the guinea pig...and let's just hope that the walls are padded, for everyone's sake. The album, which boasts an interesting mix of experimental sounds, is kept afloat by a catchy (although never-changing) percussion track. As the minutes spill by, this hair-pullingly monotonous beat track all but erases any other innovative character that the record may have had going for it. Also, the usual guitar pyrotechnics of Buckethead are practically absent. "Moments 6" (not to be confused with "movements" one, two, three, four, five or seven) tenders up a few golden minutes of hair-metal solo-work, but it's the only fleeting moment on the album in which this renowned six-string genius appears to convince himself that his instrument isn't smeared with SARS gel. Crank out a few more drum beats, gents, and the next record may seem a bit less like the fiery inferno.
-Dave Kargol

SHODDY WORKMANSHIP
THE WORLD'S GREATEST SHIT IN THE UNIVERSE
SELF-RELEASED
Despite owning one of the better titles of recent memory, THE WORLD'S GREATEST SHIT IN THE UNIVERSE, falls prey to its own self-defeating prophecy; it's nothing more than five tunes worth of bad bar band boogie adorned with predictable song structures, annoying-as-piss vocals and a deep-seeded love for all things John Mayer and Dave Matthews.
-Jason Jett

SHORTCUT TO NEWARK
HEADS IN HANDS: HEARTS IN HALF
BOSSTUNEAGE
This quad-piece British outfit has come through with some very nice tunes. Four nice songs on this nice EP, 15 minutes of powerless, gutless, so-what pop. I was bored from start to finish. Shortcut to Newark is such a boring bit of lukewarm blah that they could actually be big. This is not your grandfather's British invasion; this sucks.
-H. Barry Zimmerman

SIDETRACT
DERAILED
SELF-RELEASED
Sidetract is a generic hard-rock band from Milwaukee. The 13 tracks on this album are very radio-friendly and offer up no satisfaction whatsoever. If you like the generic rock that you can hear on mainstream radio, then you'll like Sidetract. If not, you'll find Sidetract's music lacking substance and boring.
-Dane Jackson

SILENCE THE EPILOGUE
BLOODSTAIN PATTERN ANALYSIS
STRIKE FIRST RECORDS
This debut, six-track EP blends metal and hardcore to produce an impressive first release mixed with quality and raw crunch. Blood-curdling screams mixed with chant-like vocals overpower the driving guitars and pounding double-bass from the drums. BLOODSTAIN PATTERN ANALYSIS is filled with gothic chanting, harmonic choruses, and hardcore undertones. The heavy-metal guitars come out blazing and never fade, while accompanied by bass and drums that keep pounding throughout the entire album. This album is as fast as it is furious. Sex, blood, and hardcore seeps out of BLOODSTAIN PATTERN ANALYSIS and stain the welcoming eardrums.
-Kevin Conway

SINAPSE
FEED ON ME
SELF-RELEASED
This is simply not my thing. If it were, I could write some kick-ass review for a band that has obvious talent, but it's not, so I can't. I will say that the arrangement of FEED ON ME is incredibly unique and well-executed. The songs seem to convey a positive message, which makes me wonder if the band has any religious undertone or is just a bunch of guys with good morals. Either way, trying to get across a positive message in today's world of hard rock while being taken seriously is quite an undertaking - and one Sinapse seems to have tackled well. FEED ON ME shows very good potential for Sinapse to be the next big hard rock band in heavy rotation on KROQ, so if you're into that sort of thing, you'd probably like it. But I'm not. That's why you and I are different people.
-Nina

SIXGUN RADIO
PLEASE PRESS ME
BANKSHOT! RECORDS
New York's Shotgun Radio put forth a hard-edged, musical, entertaining version of hardcore punk rock. Their songs primarily work like this: some interesting or weird or pretty or riffish bit, and then, boom, they explode down your throat. Not to mention that the price of the disc would be worth it if you only got Shotgun Radio's version of the Billy Joel classic, "You May Be Right". Check these guys out - I bet you'll be glad...unless, of course, you are a pussy.
-H. Barry Zimmerman

SLAPSHOT
DIGITAL WARFARE
BRIDGE NINE
As Boston's longest-running, best-known hardcore band, it's no surprise Slapshot is, without a doubt, one of the most influential bands in the Boston hardcore scene. After a seven-year retreat, the boys are back with an astonishing 12-track album. And after 17 years from their debut release, you couldn't be more satisfied with the outcome of DIGITAL WARFARE. Longtime fans and new listeners won't be disappointed! This album displays the raw, vocal-driven energy that most bands lack in today's world. It's how all production should be: amazing and powerful without refined perfection...for this IS perfection. The powerful joint vocals will make you throw your fist in the air and join in on the revitalization of hardcore. Sure, they've been gone for seven years, but Slapshot still owns every aspect of Boston hardcore. Hell, they OWN you. website
-Courtney Riot

SMOGTOWN
ALL WIPED OUT
TKO RECORDS
ALL WIPED OUT is the last album by O.C. band Smogtown. The CD consists of eight songs collected from their two last recording sessions, with all but one of the songs being previously unreleased. The music rocks, and there is no denying it. The first song, "You'll Be Observed", is the strongest song on the album. From the second it begins, it hooks you and hypnotizes you to hit replay over and over. The album is rough and it grinds at your core, so you can't help but rock out unless you're dead. The vocals are great, and the riffs are outstanding. The last song, "You'll Be Disturbed", is a 50-second instrumental track which is also a winner and seems to coincide with the style of the first track. The CD is also enhanced and contains a music video and some pictures.
-Jennifer Moncayo

SNOOZER
WINTER STOPS ALL SOUNDS EP
HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME RECORDS
Snoozer is the brainchild of Susie Ghahremari, who, for all intents and purposes, is a one-woman band (with a little help from Cara Hyde on drums/cello). WINTER STOPS ALL SOUNDS is a very tongue-in-cheek indie pop album that brings to mind the sounds of a stripped down Postal Service and Rilo Kiley. Ghahremari pens some notable everyday lyrics, like "I'll get my shit together any day now" (on "Write You") and "'It's only a matter of time before I get the hell out of here,' she sings of her hometown" (on "Providence"). Snoozer's definitive moments come when Ghahremari layers her vocals to create a rich sound, as on the upbeat, synth-driven dance tune "Labor Day" or the acoustic strummer "The Fuss". This is a superb EP, recommended for the spirited of heart. boygirlparty.com" target="_blank">website
-Jude Ruiz

SOME KIND OF HATE
UNDISPUTED
BRIDGE NINE RECORDS
Combining elements of late '80s NY hardcore, Some Kind of Hate create a heavy and high-speed blend of punk-induced hardcore. UNDISPUTED offers the typical hard-hitting formula of many other acts but at the same time keep things interesting with some varied rhythms and vocals. Rapid drum beats alongside thick guitars set the mood in virtually every track. Then, mid-tempo breakdowns consisting of even thicker guitars take over. Vocals also vary on this release, ranging from typical intense yells to beastly groans. The good recording quality should also be noted. To sum it up, Some Kind of Hate dish out some old-school hardcore tunes, but with some flavor.
-Anthony

SPEEDBUGGY USA
RED EYED AND ROWDY
SPLIT 7 RECORDS
RED EYED AND ROWDY is the best outlaw country music I have heard since Waylon Jennings spent his last night in jail. Recorded live at the Thunderbird Lounge, this is Speedbuggy USA's sixth disc. This is country music with guts and a gritty heart - which is why it's called alternative country. That means it sounds old-school, like '70s country and before. This is working-man's music. I love this disc.
-H. Barry Zimmerman

STAND & FIGHT
SELF-TITLED
BRIDGE NINE RECORD
Track 1 of STAND & FIGHT is entitled "Nothing New", which ironically describes the album ideally. At a lengthy 12 tracks, this album is a mere 18 minutes long, with every minute consisting of fast, brutal, and predictable Orange County hardcore. The obvious intensity of this album cannot be ignored, although too much of anything is bad. With each song sounding alike, the luxury of enjoying creative riffs, subtle tempo changes, or clever lyrics is nonexistent. These guys are going to have to step it up a notch to compare with their fellow Bride Nine labelmates.
-Anthony

STARFLYER 59
THE PORTUGUESE BLUES
TOOTH & NAIL
Sometimes a band has to step back in order to move forward. That is exactly what happened to Starflyer 59 on their latest release, THE PORTUGUESE BLUES. The bulk of the album was composed between '97 and '98 and was supposed to be the follow-up to AMERICANA, but singer Jason Martin decided to shelve these songs and concentrated on a mellower sound. I wouldn't call this CD heavy by any means, but it does have a gritty feel to it. The vocals are hidden most of the time but it works. I suggest this disc mainly because these guys have been recording music for over 10 years, and they still know how to rock.
-Joe Wilson

START TROUBLE
EVERY SOLUTION HAS ITS PROBLEM
COLUMBIA
Start Trouble have got a case of the mall-punk whine, and Lord, does this Florida-based quartet have it good. The debut, 14-track release from this bland band makes Kid Rock look like Radiohead and sounds like the countless other bleached-haired, trucker-hat-wearing acts that are living their salad days on a major label's dime. If Ashton Kuchtner decided to ditch the idiot box and pick up a guitar, this would undoubtedly be the result - complete with pseudo sensitive ballads ("Diggin' Holes") and hard partying anthems ("Let's Get Fucked Up"). Ugh. website
-Mike SOS

SUBHUMANS
LIVE IN A DIVE
FAT WRECK CHORDS
Taped at Corona Showcase Theater in spring '03, this album wonderfully immortalizes Subhumans, those influential anarcho-punk pioneers. All the classics are here, starting with the opener "All Gone Dead" (the first song off their monumental debut LP, THE DAY THE COUNTRY DIED) to "Religious Wars", "Animal", "Black and White", "Society", and "No", to name a few. The communal chants of the first verses of "No", "Apathy", and "Subvert City" are testaments to these guys' power, 20 years after the fact. It makes you appreciate the band's 1998 reformation (after disbanding December '85) that much more, which enabled a whole new generation to witness Subhumans live(and believe me, it's quite an experience. Comprised of 26 tracks of over an hour of music, this is a great way to familiarize yourself with their material if you've never heard them before - because, after all, this is one band you NEED to know.
-Janelle Jones

SUGARPLUM FAIRIES
INTROSPECTIVE RAINCOAT STUDENT MUSIC
STARFISH RECORDS
Silvia Ryder and Ben Bohm are Sugarplum Fairies. Their second release, INTROSPECTIVE RAINCOAT STUDENT MUSIC, is comprised of 16 delicate and vocally-driven tracks. Silvia Ryder showers the listener with gentle and dreamy vocals, while presenting reflective lyrics that would intrigue any curious soul. The entire album is laden with numerous instruments (piano, accordion, cello, upright bass, and tuba, to name a few), creating a comforting atmosphere. Moreover, a refreshing combination of rhythm acoustic and subtle electric guitar can be seen in several tracks, ("Touchdown or Fly", "Some Girl", and "Common Sense"). Sugarplum Fairies achieve a simple sound while leaving a complex feeling, ideal for a midnight drive on a lonely road.
-Anthony

SUNWHEEL PSYCHEDELIC
BURNING DOVES
SELF-RELEASED
Sunwheel Psychedelic is produced, written, performed, and sung by G.W. Miner. His vocal style seems heavily plotted out in a pertinacious, dramatic, breathy way. For those of you who dug Soundgarden, there is that classic-rock bigness to the attack. BURNING DOVES is impressive, in that it does sound like a band, and that is difficult to pull off as a one-man band. G.W. Miner is not my cup of theater. BURNING DOVES is a bare-chested pose, rehashing the long-dead rock-star gaze towards the big mirror in the sky. I see you, Mr. Miner, I just don't want to listen.
-H. Barry Zimmerman

SUPERCHRIST
SUPERCHRIST
BACK & BLACK
After numerous line-up changes, the trio of Chris Black (a.k.a. Johnny Thunderpants), Whorepuncher, and Hank Bitchlover (who, incidentally, loves bitches!) now seem poised to kick off a new wave of Chicago heavy metal. Superchrist pound their way through some raucous, Brit-flavored metal, taking their cues from Motorhead, Iron Maiden, The Exploited, and Turbonegro. Superchrist rips up a couple of competent covers (Maiden's "The Trooper" and Motorhead's "Poison"), although the real kick comes in their original tunes, like "Stand Up and Shit", "I Am Your Hero", and "Old, Fast, and Hard". All guaranteed to cure your metal fix. website
-Jude Ruiz

SWARM OF THE LOTUS
WHEN WHITE BECOMES BLACK
AT A LOSS
I'm sick of listening to repetitive, meaningless hardcore recreations. The deep growls, the typical down-stroked E chord, overuse of the double-bass pedal, and "eerie" guitar riffs don't cut it for me anymore. I want a hardcore band that is impressive, aggressive, insane, and unique, a band that puts no limits on their music and integrates different mediums, along with a presence that is visible just from listening to the CD. Swarm of the Lotus might appeal to a great number of people, but it's far from what I like to call true hardcore. Throw an HxC on there, if you'd like, but WHEN WHITE BECOMES BLACK brings nothing new to the table. Pick this album up if you want less-than-mediocre hardcore and tracks that are strung-out to a point of unbearable listening. website
-Courtney Riot

TAD MOROSE
MODUS VIVENDI
CENTURY MEDIA
Scorching power-metal to get all your Tolkien-worshipping friends weak at the knees, Sweden's Tad Morose bring the metal hammer down on MODUS VIVENDI--a scintillating metal ballet that's equal parts fantasy league mayhem and filth encrusted mega metal thunder that's pitched just on the right side of operatic. Fucking brutal stuff.
-Jason Jett

THE 7-10 SPLITS
YARD SALE
BIG NECK RECORDS
By looking at the cover of YARD SALE with a bowling pin, ball, and a skull, I had a premonition that I'd love this album as much as I love bowling. Boy, was I off on this one. The 7-10 Splits turned out to be some of the most immature punk that I've heard in a while, and it quickly disappointed me. "Immature" was the lone adjective that came to mind as I listened to the rest of the CD, and unless that's what the band was going for, I'd say they have a lot of work ahead of them. The sole redeemable track on the album was "I Love Your Mom"; unfortunately, it's a few months too late: Fountains of Wayne have all ready cornered that market with "Stacy's Mom".
-Luke Skywalker

THE ALMIGHTY GRIND
LOOK AT YOURSELF
FOUR STAR
Let me preface this review by stating that I personally do not have a taste for the type of music that The Almighty Grind chooses to play. This is what I would fondly call "rap-core" (if such a thing exists). There is heavy guitar work in the vein of Limp Bizkit, Linkin Park, and Static-X, along with plenty of rapping and "flowing," cumulating in an interesting array of music that will probably make its way onto MTV sooner or later. I find the melodic vocals to be a tad overdone and distracting, in a sense that they don't latch on to me. If you're into the aggressive scene where rap and rock meet, then I'm sure you're just going to eat this one up.
-Zac

THE BLACK KEYS
THE MOAN E.P.
ALIVE RECORDS
Ohio's The Black Keys exemplify the garage blue manifesto with every fiber of their fabric. They desire deeply to be black, middle-aged, and more worn than their young, suburban, white, middle-class upbringing affords them. They keep their influences close at hand here, covering The Stooges "No Fun" as prehistorically detoxed take on Iggy and the Ashton's blood-, cum-, and vomit-stained classic. They also retool "Heavy Soul" from their 2002 Fat Possum release as a slowed-down, staggering dirge. The fat fingering and jazz-hop drumming Dan Auerbach and Patrick Carney again show why Jack White's rule of garageland is up for rebellion.
-Rob Macy

THE BLOW
THE CONCUSSIVE CARESS
K RECORDS
There are many bands that take the self-producing route when it comes to their own music. Khaela Maricich (a.k.a. The Blow) takes this idea to a whole new level. She normally likes to record her albums in caves and tents, but THE CONCUSSIVE CARESS was a step in a new direction, being that it was captured in a studio using the Dub Narcotic 16-track tape deck. Her breathy vocals, Bjork-like musical style, and the fact that the majority of the songs barely reach two minutes make it a pretty easy listen.
-Joe Wilson

THE CHANGE
THE CHANGE
FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE RECORDS
The Change are the latest Swedish export who find inspiration (on their debut album) in '80s melodic hardcore and might appeal to fans of Dag Nasty, Ignite, Sick of It All, or Uniform Choice. Singer Anton Klint belts out lyrics like "You can call my words worn out / I'll wear em 'til I die" set to thrashing guitars. There really isn't anything unique here, but this album rocks hard from beginning to end. thechangehc.com" target="_blank">website
-Jude Ruiz

THE CHOAD EFFECT
FEEL THE CHOAD
SELF-RELEASED
Honestly, these guys might as well have named themselves "Don't Take Us Seriously" or "We Are the Kids That Ate Paste until Senior Year." Okay, so it's easy to tear apart a bad name, but how much can one say about a bad record? It seems that this CD is The Choad Effect's attempt to horribly replicate many various styles of music. The bad white-boy rap was first on the list and excusable only because there are too many acts like them to even begin trying to put a stop to it. TCE take a crack at nu-metal on track 6 and pop-punk on track 9. We'll let those also slide because, well, how much integrity is in nu-metal and pop-punk to begin with? But what really calls for this band to have their instruments revoked is the Tool cover: this band covering "Sober" is like having Meg White try to pull off a Buddy Rich drum solo. Give it up, guys.
-Casey Clague

THE CRYPTKEEPER FIVE
TRENTON MAKES THE CRYPTKEEPER FIVE
KING KAHUNA PRODUCTIONS
The fourth full-length release from this Trenton, NJ, greaser/rockabilly septet is a homage to all the garage bands who still work on cars, all the deathrock psychobilly fans, and every East Coast kid who ever picked up a guitar. Though the band looks and poses a lot like early ShaNaNa, its music walks a tightrope between quick Ramones-type tunes, traditional rockabilly, and a weird Springsteen feel. Perhaps the thing that really separates these guys from the pack is that even though they look great in their mechanic's shirts, pomaded pompadours, and rolled-up sleeves, only one of the seven guys in this band has any tattoos to speak of. The band's use of sax and keyboards to accompany quick, punk guitar tunes gives this album its '50s feel. A few of the tunes, such as "Our Last Goodbye", could well be spouting from some HAPPY DAYS jukebox; but other songs on the album, like the melodic rocker, "Evil Thing", sound like The E Street Band at a car show. The Cryptkeeper Five have successfully honed a hybrid sound that works as hard as that gas-station mechanic busting a knuckle on your old gas guzzler.  HYPERLINK "http://website" website
-DUG

THE DEAL
CUTTHROAT
FACEDOWN RECORDS
The Deal have a metal/hardcore sound accompanied with gritty and shrieking vocals with a tinge of harmonic back-up vocals. Several songs have sing-along back-up vocals while the guitar screams away in metal fashion with drums pounding away with the hardcore sentiment. The album is well made, although it does not have much progression or varying dimensions to the music. The lyrics seem to scream for change and come from the heart. Overall, the album doesn't really offer anything new or brilliant to the music world, but you can tell the band is passionate about their music, which is ultimately important. I wouldn't put the album on and rock out to it, but if you like the hardcore sounds of Sick of It All or H20, The Deal might be right up your alley.
-Jennifer Moncayo

THE EARLY NOVEMBER
THE ROOM'S TOO COLD
DRIVE-THRU RECORDS
The engaging emo that The Early November exudes on its new CD, THE ROOM'S TOO COLD, sucks you in from the get go. A lot of it, however, resembles the instrumental and lyrical ramblings of a Saves the Day or Last Week. There's a nice rainy-day feeling to a song such as the melancholic 'Ever So Sweet', and the album will always bring you back to some brusque overtones in tracks such as 'Something That Produces Results'. Overall, THE ROOM'S TOO COLD has great arrangement and gives good reason to listen again
-Darren Ratner

THE END
WITHIN DIVIDIA
RELAPSE RECORDS
Self-described as a "seamless marriage of manic ferocity and indescribable density" in their press kit, the Canadian quintet known as The End have been playing hardcore metal with screaming vocals since 1999. Along with their labelmates the Dillinger Escape Plan and Neurosis, The End hope to further increase their international status with the release of WITHIN DIVIDIA, as well as by touring through their native Canada and the United States. Many of the tracks from their new release range in momentum from slow interludes to extreme heavy bass and metal guitars. I encourage fans of hardcore music to give this a chance.
-Luke Skywalker

THE EVERDEAD
SLUMBER PARTY MASSACRE II
ANTIDOTE RECORDS
I'm going to take a stab in the dark here and assume that these guys listened to a lot The Misfits as young lads. I guess every band needs a niche or a definite style, but if I hear the word "die" anymore, I just might. To be quite honest with you, I was anticipating the secret memoirs of Lucifer after reading through the CD insert, but I was delighted at the sounds of organ-riddled rockabilly and morbid messages. Listening to songs like "Raining Blood Tonight" and "Ballad of a Teenage Zombie" allow the listener to experience THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW at the press of a button. I've always wanted to know what a duet between AFI and Alkaline Trio would sound like, and The Everdead mastered it. While the song styles vary, these guys have struck the potential chord in just about every song on SLUMBER PARTY MASSACRE II.
-Carley Charpentier

THE FARAWAY PLACES
UNFOCUS ON IT
EENIE MEENIE RECORDS
At the heart of The Faraway Places, there is performance artist Donna Coppola (keyboards and vocals) and Chris Colthart, who writes and produces all of the material. And this is some top-flight college rock. It's very sincere and ultra hip and cool and soft and interesting. There is a psychedelica/drugs feel to some of the songs, and there is a folksiness on other tracks. The sincerity is the thing. These guys (a four-piece) is on it without the stench of trying too hard. UNFOCUS ON IT is excellent.
-H. Barry Zimmerman

THE FUSE!
THE FISHERMAN'S WIFE
IN THE RED RECORDS
The Fuse! are a maladjusted trio who make fractured fairytales of forceful chaos out of somewhere southwest of the Mississippi. Under the names F-1, F-2, and F-3, these well-tailored crackpots seem to play well throughout THE FISHERMAN'S WIFE'though not with each other. The sound comes off like all three have a punch-up midway through a song and patch it up by the two-minute mark, just in time for the fireworks. Their use of insanity as an artform works like a loosely-wound garage band on angel dust, with each member playing a different song at the same time. They use The Germs' scattered yelps and cries over driving bass rhythms, jazz-affected drumming, and all the guitar "fuck up, then rock out" of At the Drive-In. The abstract and surgical attack of "Fire in the Hole" does to you what a strobe light does to an epileptic - only everyone leaves with a smile on their face.
-Rob Macy

THE GET UP KIDS
GUILT SHOW
VAGRANT
Wow! I could stop my acclamations right there - but I won't. So many bands owe their sound to The Get Up Kids, and so many kids owe their youth to them, as well. What began seven years ago is still carrying on strong with this new, 13-song release. The album starts off with a short, almost punk-sounding "Man of Conviction" and moves on to a slew of keyboard-heavy songs that hearken back to the days of SOMETHING TO WRITE HOME ABOUT. It's not at all that these indie stalwarts have failed to progress in their sound: they continue to construct winning tunes that do not sacrifice skill or complexity. No, in fact, it might even be that the Kids have truly discovered their perfect sound - and how can anyone move on beyond perfection? TGUK have found a niche in music that has brought them unending praise and success - and I don't blame them for sticking to it. website
-tChow

THE HANG UPS
S/T
TRAMPOLINE RECORDS
This release is the fourth full-length from psychedelic indie-rockers The Hang Ups. To their credit, this record stands above many in the genre and is definitely not a throwaway disc. The sextet seems very in tune with their instruments, layering organs and pianos into comfortably delicate songs. Smart but not pretentious, the record contains 13 tracks - and not one boring one among them. If you like Beulah, The Beatles, or The Shins, check out The Hang Ups.
-Casey Clague

THE HIDDEN TRACKS
THE SWEET SOUND OF EXCESS
DISPOSABLE POP REVOLUTION
Taking every opportunity (from the label name down) to criticize the music business, The Hidden Tracks apparently haven't learned how to be nice since their last record. THE SWEET SOUND OF EXCESS takes their constructive bitch-and-moan theme to the brink of exhaustion when they realize the self-fulfilling prophecy created with tracks like "Get in Line". The often literate lyrics are harder to take when the vocals come off gratingly reminiscent to Harvey Danger. Then you realize that the nerdy satire makes them thematically similar, too - so they may very well be worse. They haven't been humbled enough to realize you must be talented to knock the system you work through. Lacking the balls and rhythmic charge of many bands similar to The Hidden Tracks, each layer of sound melds a little too close to the next, as their attempts to assassinate the pop class results in them shooting themselves in the foot.
-Rob Macy

THE HOLLOWPOINTS
ANNIHILATION
DIRTNAP RECORDS
Once I heard that these guys were from Seattle, I figured it would be another sappy album from another sappy Seattle band; I was way off. ANNIHILATION is full of raw energy. The members of The Hollowpoints met in high school in Port Orchard, WA. After surviving a move to Seattle, a name change, and a lineup change, they seem to be well adjusted to their new surroundings. It sounds like they set up a boom box in their rehearsal space and just hit "Record" while they practiced - and for some reason, it works for them.
-Joe Wilson

THE HORROR
INSOBRIETY & INSUBORDINATION
SELF-RELEASED
This eight-track EP isn't bad, but it's not good, either. The music is average and somewhat cookie-cutter, but it's worth listening to because the actual band is very talented. Musically, the band vaguely sounds like a sped-up version of Hot Water Music with a more punk-rock edge. Bridges, choruses, and power chords all come when you'll expect them to, but unlike most of the other boring, generic punk-rock bands in the scene, The Horror has the talent and ability to be something much more. Just give them time and experience, and I guarantee you'll hear more about this band.
-Dane Jackson

THE KLEPTONES
MEET THE BEATLESS
SELF-RELEASED
A recent Dandy Warhols' song says, "When Michael Jackson dies we're covering 'Blackbird'." Well, unlike the Warhols, The Kleptones aren't waiting for the former King of Pop to leave his Lazarus chamber. Insane, speed-induced remixes from hell! The Kleptones rip apart the classic songs of The Beatles in this super experimental collection of songs, almost to the point of being uncomfortable. Nothing from The Beatles' collection is saved from the extremely calculated collage work of The Kleptones, who weave one of the strangest remix albums I have ever heard. This medley represents what The Beatles would have sounded like had they been a band of the post-modern world of anything goes. The album is so strange, intense, and out there with backwards music, moments of cut-ups, rests, loops, and complete chaos going from any one Beatles' song to another that you have to give The Kleptones credit for having enough guts to completely manipulate the greatest band in the world. Not only that, but this is perhaps one of the greatest tribute albums you will ever hear. This is an album for the modern age of file sharing and the death of the music industry. Let music be our new library!
-Norberto Gomez, Jr.

THE KISS OF DEATH
THE KISS OF DEATH
TRIBUNAL
Former members of hardcore stalwarts Turmoil have reshuffl